Sweetdaisymae
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Do something wizardy and zap them!
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Do something wizardy and zap them!
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I'm playing a noble born warrior. no magic here.
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Noble born warrior who needs to learn how to duck, by the sound of it....
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Nah, my job is to stand in front of the squishies and take the hits. In this case a 2 handed club (tree trunk) wielded by an angry Ogre.
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What the hell is a squishie??
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characters with low hit points and limited armour. The cloth wearing mages / clerics.
As opposed to the tanks / crunchies who usually wear heavy armour.
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So you are a crunchie? Do you have Domly type weaponry? Cane their puny white buttocks! Rope and hog tie em and hang them highb 
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So you are a crunchie? Do you have Domly type weaponry? Cane their puny white buttocks! Rope and hog tie em and hang them highb
Matched pair of Wakizashi
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Thought they were vegetables....
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Chuckle. Not quite
Big green Dom begins attack, courgette in one hand, aubergine in the other, striking terror into the heart of the enemy...
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I'm picturing him as the Jolly Green Giant in Hulk mode now.
How is everybody this weekend?
I've been working today and had errands to run but am finally chilling out now in front of Bridget Jones, Edge of Reason. Darcy and Cleaver just had their epic fight.
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I'm picturing him as the Jolly Green Giant in Hulk mode now.
How is everybody this weekend?
I've been working today and had errands to run but am finally chilling out now in front of Bridget Jones, Edge of Reason. Darcy and Cleaver just had their epic fight.
I think Jolly might be a bit optimistic - we do get him to smile from time to time though
Morning everyone. Hope you enjoyed your days yesterday. It was too hot for a run so I ended up going for a brisk 2 hour walk through the woods to the lake and around it, which was far more fun than housework.
Taking teenage son to buy footwear today - he's more picky than any woman I've ever known when it comes to shoes/trainers so I can't say I'm looking forward to it much!
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Good morning all
Hope everyone is having a good day. This morning I am doing housework, got a munch this afternoon and a evening with friends tonight for some additional geekery potentially.
Alas, the cold has hit home and I feel a little more grotty today than i did yesterday. Bleh
And no, I do not assault people with vegetables.
Hope everyone is having a good day. This morning I am doing housework, got a munch this afternoon and a evening with friends tonight for some additional geekery potentially.
Alas, the cold has hit home and I feel a little more grotty today than i did yesterday. Bleh
And no, I do not assault people with vegetables.
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Morning everyone,
The sun is out (woot woot) might go to the minature railway, lil boy is a train geek, I am just gently steering him away from anorackdom
Assault by deadly vegetable sounds completely humiliating!
The sun is out (woot woot) might go to the minature railway, lil boy is a train geek, I am just gently steering him away from anorackdom
Assault by deadly vegetable sounds completely humiliating!
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I am not in the UK, but I do have my share of kinks!
Ladies, beware of this very wicked man! He will definitely lead you astray
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Ah, such innocence! These ladies may be unaware of your go-to skills!
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Ladies, beware of this very wicked man! He will definitely lead you astray
I am aware of this rapscallion
Morning Uhi xx
You haven't, by chance, been hitting on my home girls have you?
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And good afternoon all. The house is (mostly) presentable. I am (mostly) presentable. I consider this an achievement
Well done! I rather wish that I had married one who has an interest in cleanliness...
The railway is open so we are off to ride the little trains
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Well done! I rather wish that I had married one who has an interest in cleanliness...
The railway is open so we are off to ride the little trains
Sounds fun. I shall be in a pub chatting to kinky people... Alas, not a pub with a nice garden area.
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