The Weird Turn-On / Fetish Thread

[DarkBee]

Men with long hair. I have great difficulty finding any men with short hair to be attractive (possible exception, if it is dyed a sexy color or nicely spiked). Drives me crazy that long hair on adult men has been out of fashion for a long time.

You should go to a metal concert/festival, almost every male there has long hair (including myself).

 

[tocurpussy]

Not sure if you would consider it a fetish or not, but I myself find that a woman who is shy is some what of a turn on. It's just something about them. Really can't find the word's to describe it.

 

[DepravedMama]

Like some other posters, I'm not sure if this counts, but I love playing with and sucking flaccid penises, and also playing with my husband's cock while he's asleep. I often masturbate while doing so. He knows and doesn't mind, lol!

 

[doowopdoowop]

Like some other posters, I'm not sure if this counts, but I love playing with and sucking flaccid penises, and also playing with my husband's cock while he's asleep. I often masturbate while doing so. He knows and doesn't mind, lol!

i hope he doesn't mind. i would hope he gets incredibly hard and fucks your soaking wet pussy.

as for me, I like to get really stoned, get in the shower, put my wife's vibrator in my ass (with a condom on.. but i wash it afterwards, too), lay down and fuck my ass while the water from the shower hits the head of my cock and eventually makes me cum.. hands free! it's pretty amazing. then again, i'm a weird dude.

also, i often wonder how many of my friends have thought about me while masturbating. i know i've thought about a lot of them.

 

[DepravedMama]

Doowop, I approve.

 

[where]

fingerprints. there wasn't a name for it, so I invented one:

haptomaphilia.

 

[sunandshadow]

You should go to a metal concert/festival, almost every male there has long hair (including myself).

That's a thought. I have a so/so opinion about metal, as long as there isn't screaming I can enjoy it. But would I get smoked on? *Allergic to cigarette smoke*

 

[DarkBee]

That's a thought. I have a so/so opinion about metal, as long as there isn't screaming I can enjoy it. But would I get smoked on? *Allergic to cigarette smoke*

Heh, screaming... you have no idea how many people think that's the only thing metal is about. Well, that and satan.
Maybe a outdoor classic rock festival would be best for you? I'm going to Graspop festival this year (for the 5th time) and maybe to Roadburn as well, but they're all in the Benelux.

 

[Klee45]

Turn ons ...cleanliness. A lover stepping out of the shower melts me.

A dominant.

eye contact that holds secret promises.

 

[ezwriter]

Ladies' leather gloves and boots.
Hair pinned up.

 

[sunandshadow]

fingerprints. there wasn't a name for it, so I invented one:

haptomaphilia.

Oh that's an interesting idea. I can see how fingerprints would be attractive, that swirly little detail is kind of like a fractal, or maybe like feathers.

 

[froggygirl69]

I'm not sure if this is a fetish or more of a kink, but I love to put food in my pussy. It gets me so turned on. Just this morning I was fixing breakfast and had an egg in my hand. I had this overwhelming urge to stuff it deep inside me. I slipped a condom over it (for easy retrieval) bent over and worked the egg inside me.

It's been in there all day, through my house cleaning, grocery shopping, etc. I love to squeeze my pelvic muscles together and feel it in there. But it's also the thought of having something "forbidden" inside me. I stand in the checkout line and talk to the guy behind me and all I can think is what would he think if he knew what was in my pussy. I get so turned on.

Now I by no means have to do this to get turned on, I have a very healthy sex life. It's just something I love to do.

 

[where]

Oh that's an interesting idea. I can see how fingerprints would be attractive, that swirly little detail is kind of like a fractal, or maybe like feathers.

it's more that they are ~his~ fingerprints. I always have them touching me.

 

[small1]

Kilts

I LOVE a man in a kilt. Just thinking about it gets me excited.

 

[vegetablelamb]

Accents, certain kinds of vocal tones/pitches... Audio is a big turn on. By extension, nicknames like darlin', sugar, sweetheart. Not in the cutesy pet name in particular, but in that saucy way that you'd address a waitress or someone, you know? I get excited just thinking of examples... Oi.

 

[blade_rocknut]

That's a thought. I have a so/so opinion about metal, as long as there isn't screaming I can enjoy it. But would I get smoked on? *Allergic to cigarette smoke*

There are a few of us long- haired dudes around some other....less popular musical gatherings, too

 

[2981notrohrm]

For whatever reason, sex is always hotter on Christmas. Don't know why.

Also, the whole white-on-black thing? Very hot. But only white dude with a black lady - the other way? Not so much. Probably because I'm biased as a white male. And because black women are just plain hot.

Also, I love underwear, but only flattering underwear. Probably not a weird turn-on.

 

[doowopdoowop]

I'm not sure if this is a fetish or more of a kink, but I love to put food in my pussy. It gets me so turned on. Just this morning I was fixing breakfast and had an egg in my hand. I had this overwhelming urge to stuff it deep inside me. I slipped a condom over it (for easy retrieval) bent over and worked the egg inside me.

It's been in there all day, through my house cleaning, grocery shopping, etc. I love to squeeze my pelvic muscles together and feel it in there. But it's also the thought of having something "forbidden" inside me. I stand in the checkout line and talk to the guy behind me and all I can think is what would he think if he knew what was in my pussy. I get so turned on.

Now I by no means have to do this to get turned on, I have a very healthy sex life. It's just something I love to do.

I don't really need a personal chef, because I'm a pretty great cook... buuuut, I may have an opening for prep. work In other words, I LOVE THAT YOU DO THAT!

 

[mrtomthumb]

I'm not sure if this is a fetish or more of a kink, but I love to put food in my pussy. It gets me so turned on. Just this morning I was fixing breakfast and had an egg in my hand. I had this overwhelming urge to stuff it deep inside me. I slipped a condom over it (for easy retrieval) bent over and worked the egg inside me.

It's been in there all day, through my house cleaning, grocery shopping, etc. I love to squeeze my pelvic muscles together and feel it in there. But it's also the thought of having something "forbidden" inside me. I stand in the checkout line and talk to the guy behind me and all I can think is what would he think if he knew what was in my pussy. I get so turned on.

Now I by no means have to do this to get turned on, I have a very healthy sex life. It's just something I love to do.

this made me wish I could shrink myself so you could put me inside your pussy....

just kiddin..

maybe not..

I like how you explained your "secret" little fun...makes it even hotter that you like to do it and no one knows.

 

[Masterkredix]

I have a large celebrity fetish.

But... I am blind. Therefore I get off on them in a diffrent way to most people.

I find descriptions of the girls I like online or on TV and build mental pictures of them. It has gotten so I can just hear surtin names and get hard.

Also go to sites like Ebay and listen to the descriptions of photos and get off that way.

Example: Jessica Alba 8x10 photo "Tiny Black Dress And Cleavage"

 

[jenniferbaby]

Accents, certain kinds of vocal tones/pitches... Audio is a big turn on. By extension, nicknames like darlin', sugar, sweetheart. Not in the cutesy pet name in particular, but in that saucy way that you'd address a waitress or someone, you know? I get excited just thinking of examples... Oi.

A good voice will do it for me every time. And I love porn where a man talks dirty, but I've found it to be pretty rare.

Men in panties turn me on. Something about stuffing all that meat into a dainty piece of material...

 

[Semler]

My Ex-wife had this weird fetish.
She used to like to dress up as
herself and then act like a fucking
bitch all the time.

 

[mrtomthumb]

My Ex-wife had this weird fetish.
She used to like to dress up as
herself and then act like a fucking
bitch all the time.

that is fucking hilarious!!!!!

it must be easier to put out there since she is an ex...

 

[fuckmeat]

Futanari has become a thing for me of late. There's a 'flavor' where the girl's clitoris gets so huge that it can penetrate.
That makes me weak...I mean, if I'm walking down the street and start to think about it, sometimes have to sit down.

Do you think that clit pumping could allow for futa action of some kind? I guess what I'm really asking is, is futa something that's purely in the realm of fantasy for you?

 

[DarkBee]

Do you think that clit pumping could allow for futa action of some kind? I guess what I'm really asking is, is futa something that's purely in the realm of fantasy for you?

I think futanari is purely fantasy and can only be achieved in drawn/animated form or through the use of prosthetics.