The world is screwed. It's Over. It's done!!! The Future is No More!

[Erozetta]

The only acceptable time to pronounce "Z" as "zee" instead of "zed" is when you're talking about ZZ Top.

Except there's no ed after the z.

 

[Erozetta]

Queueing remains useful, as does putting the boot in.

I like queueing as well, it's fun to piss off my left hand by requiring it to hit q.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The only acceptable time to pronounce "Z" as "zee" instead of "zed" is when you're talking about ZZ Top.

The only appropriate use of 'zed' is to identify zombies and/or prove British extraction

 

[Writer61]

'It's OK Stewardess, I speak Jive.'

One of my favourite movies.

But note, stewardess is not the description-du-jour.

 

[Writer61]

We'll stop swapping s's for z's if y'all will stop calling a tire a tyre and a curb a kerb.

I do prefer grey and dreamt, though.

Emigrants tend to fixate on how things were back in 'the old country'. The rest of us have moved on.

 

[Writer61]

The world is screwed. It's Over. It's done!!! The Future is No More!​

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

 

[stickygirl]

Queueing remains useful, as does putting the boot in.

Putting the trunk in?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Putting the trunk in?

Nope. It's the Scottish national martial art - kicking someone who's down.

 

[StillStunned]

Nope. It's the Scottish national martial art - kicking someone who's down.

The USA Eagles took a bit of a kicking last night: 85-0.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

The USA Eagles took a bit of a kicking last night: 85-0.

Them Scots, I tell you what...

 

[Erozetta]

By the way mango = bell pepper in the Cincinnati area. I hate it.

 

[Five_Inch_Heels]

One of my favourite movies.

But note, stewardess is not the description-du-jour.

It was then, Yo!

Far out.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

It was then, Yo!

Far out.

Yo! Yo yo yo, yo-yo!

 

[dirk2024]

By the way mango = bell pepper in the Cincinnati area. I hate it.

What's wrong with Cincinattian's?

 

[Dodola]

I'm an American, but I wouldn't mind living where a "biscuit" is a cookie. I like the way they think.

 

[old_prof]

I'm an American, but I wouldn't mind living where a "biscuit" is a cookie. I like the way they think.

I like a good southern biscuit. Maybe more than I like cookies.

 

[dirk2024]

I'm an American, but I wouldn't mind living where a "biscuit" is a cookie. I like the way they think.

You don't put sausage gravy on a cookie.

 

[onehitwanda]

You don't put sausage gravy on a cookie.

What kind of heathen nonsense is "sausage gravy"?

 

[alohadave]

I'm an American, but I wouldn't mind living where a "biscuit" is a cookie. I like the way they think.

Biscuits and gravy, my favorite

 

[UsuallyPresent]

What kind of heathen nonsense is "sausage gravy"?

The tasty kind!

 

[dirk2024]

What kind of heathen nonsense is "sausage gravy"?

Well bless your heart, you poor, deprived person.

 

[old_prof]

Biscuits and gravy, my favorite

One of myself son's favorite meals. Not that I will make it for him.

 

[onehitwanda]

Well bless your heart, you poor, deprived person.

My heart is plenty healthy and doesn't need blessing.

 

[StillStunned]

Anyone who can appreciate a Yorkshire pud is already blessed.

 

[old_prof]

My heart is plenty healthy and doesn't need blessing.

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What kind of rolls are those on the right?