These are a few of my favorite things

[DVS]

oh, I'd love to see Julie Andrews in the lead role!

Yeah, and I could get her to sing those HIGH notes!

 

[bunny bondage]

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Gee bunny. you don't trust ME to tie you down?
I wonder why..............

you scare me from across the country! you just keep your fists, toys, chains, ropes, and other whatnots on your side of the mason-dixon!

 

[James G 5]

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you scare me from across the country! you just keep your fists, toys, chains, ropes, and other whatnots on your side of the mason-dixon!

really & TRULY, it's ALL an online personae
In real life I'm a sweet cuddly harmless teddy bear
I swear!

 

[MystiqDrgn]

Lions and Tigers and Cuddly Bears? I don't think so...

really & TRULY, it's ALL an online personae
In real life I'm a sweet cuddly harmless teddy bear
I swear!

Considering that the average cuddly bear has a bite of about 300lbs psi.... I'd have to wonder James. Besides, nothing I have seen so far on this site is any different then how you are in real life. Even the cuddliest Bear can be snarred in a trap ::smiles vicously:: ~M~



"Take me away from all this..... death."

mina to her beloved Count.

 

[WynEternal]

Gee bunny. you don't trust ME to tie you down?
I wonder why..............

LOL I'd trust you to tie me down, but I don't think you have enough rope.

 

[WynEternal]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Wonderful!

really & TRULY, it's ALL an online personae
In real life I'm a sweet cuddly harmless teddy bear
I swear!

Somehow, I'm starting to go with a certain phrase... Methinks he doth protest too much. hehe.

 

[bunny bondage]

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Somehow, I'm starting to go with a certain phrase... Methinks he doth protest too much. hehe.

*snicker*

 

[pet petra]

I hae been away from the boards too long! That was great!! You guys rock! Petra

 

[Richard49]

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Somehow, I'm starting to go with a certain phrase... Methinks he doth protest too much. hehe.

I was having the same thought

 

[James G 5]

Re: Lions and Tigers and Cuddly Bears? I don't think so...

Considering that the average cuddly bear has a bite of about 300lbs psi.... I'd have to wonder James. Besides, nothing I have seen so far on this site is any different then how you are in real life. Even the cuddliest Bear can be snarred in a trap ::smiles vicously:: ~M~

You're not HELPING

 

[James G 5]

LOL I'd trust you to tie me down, but I don't think you have enough rope.

200+ feet with some wicked knots should hold even squirmy little things like you

 

[WynEternal]

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I was having the same thought

And here I was, saying now nice and sweet he really was for free.

 

[WynEternal]

200+ feet with some wicked knots should hold even squirmy little things like you

Said the fly to the spider, "You gotta catch me first."

 

[James G 5]

Said the fly to the spider, "You gotta catch me first."

I can outrun & outlast you any day, dear

 

[intelligencenazi]

Re: Wonderful!

I LOVE the song!

We should do a whole musical

"The dungeon's alive, with the screams of subbies!"
LOL

LMFAO THAT'S something I would most definitely pay to see!

 

[WynEternal]

Continuing on Jame's brainwave...

The dungeon's alive, with the screams of subbies!
The sounds of their wails singing in my ears,
My heart fills with joy, at the screams of subbies,
I long to see, every one with tears.

 

[Guest]

Sing to the music of these are a few of my favorite things from Sound of Music...


Dildoes and corsets and Chainmail Bikinis
Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies
Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things ...

When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favorite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!

Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather
Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together
Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys
These are a few of my favorite toys ...

Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds
Dildoes and butt plugs to stop up your assholes
Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel
All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbors can't tell ...

Bottle green panties like the girls wore in school
A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool
Black halter tops and a PVC skirt
And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!!

Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather
Rubber and latex are fun in all weather
Canes of rattan that deliver a sting
All these and more are my favorite things!!!

When the lash bites
When the crop stings
When it hits the Spot
I simply remember my favorite things
And it makes me feel ... so hot!!

I just came across this - sorry I missed it before!

Wonderful! (I've been singing and singing . . . )

 

[sirhugs]

Re: Re: These are a few of my favorite things

I just came across this - sorry I missed it before!

Wonderful! (I've been singing and singing . . . )

maybe we'll cast you as the eldest Von trapp daughter ( originally played by the actress that ended up doing nudies I think)

 

[Guest]

Ooooh, yes! Sounds delightful!!

Me ready to sing -

(or something else . . )

 

[HzDomme]

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[calypso_21]

*Bump*

This is great! Loved it Blackbich!

 

[Pixie]

That was excellent!

 

[Pebbles2play]

I sure would like to be in that video

~smile~

 

[kayte]

Re: Re: These are a few of my favorite things

I just came across this - sorry I missed it before!

Wonderful! (I've been singing and singing . . . )

Sarah ~ Hi there. Have you recorded it on the audio site here?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: These are a few of my favorite things

Sarah ~ Hi there. Have you recorded it on the audio site here?

Hello kayte -

I've never tried recording anything on the audio site. (I need to figure that out soon because I'm in the Lit Story Contest and must record a story for the audio category!)

Sounds as if I need to do something about that . . .