Things Not To Say During Sex

[yeishia]

God dammit, when these Herpes itch, there's just no stopping them!

IMAO ...Warrr!


OMG it's burst!

 

[In_the_Nick_of_time]

That your blood or mine? (actually happened)

 

[hotgr]

"ahhh, what time is it?"

 

[Warr]

Now put on this clown suit and call me Daryl!......What?

 

[yeishia]

Come on! not that again!

 

[monique_minx]

"Let's just get it over with!"

 

[yeishia]

Wake me up when your done!

 

[yeishia]

Darling is that a.....a tail that I am feeling?

 

[Warr]

Here, put on this ballgag and try not to be so loud, I'm trying to watch Futurama,

 

[Rayne_Clowd]

40 year old male "ssssh my parents will hear you"