Things that made you swear today.
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sallythescorpian
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Opening the fridge this morning to see that one entire ham and a 16lb turkey has been totally scoffed by my sons! Nothing was left save for bones! AAAAaaghh!! One of them had a heaped plate of stuffing, covered with gravy!!
Light Ice
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I wouldn't even be mad. I'd be impressed.
Veroe
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Wouldn't that depend if she's the one expected to clean up after them, or if she was hungry and had her appetite set on leftovers?
Light Ice
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Sixteen pounds of turkey and other assembled food getting inhaled over the course of one night is too impressive to worry about semantics.
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LovelyLauren
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Wore flip flops today. Stepped out of the car into the parking lot at work, right into a puddle of water. FML.
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Riiiight?
Chick flicks give women a false hope out there for those knights. =P
Chick flicks give women a false hope out there for those knights. =P
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...getting almost home after walking through the snow with a sledge full of shopping, in temperatures hovering around -26 today, only to discover a bag had fallen off somewhere along the way and having to walk back to find it...not impressed to say the least!
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Parents... =\
Love them, hate them, whatever.... My parents decided to leave me at home today not letting me know they called the stupid pool guy to fix our chlorine filter.
Doorbell, a white van, i was terrified that i was getting kidnapped... only to find out it was the pool guy... Fun was had by all except me. I cry 'assholes!'
Love them, hate them, whatever.... My parents decided to leave me at home today not letting me know they called the stupid pool guy to fix our chlorine filter.
Doorbell, a white van, i was terrified that i was getting kidnapped... only to find out it was the pool guy... Fun was had by all except me. I cry 'assholes!'
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ObscureInsanity
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No fun with the pool guy? A crime to be sure
He looked like he had mange, my momma always said not to play with wild animals... oh how many times i will never have fun in my life because of that statement... if i could swoon online i would!
SoulWeaver
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Wild animals are ok, but even I would avoid mange.
Feel free to swoon. No one can see you.
Except a spy of course. He'd be able to.
ObscureInsanity
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Wild animals are ok, but even I would avoid mange.
Feel free to swoon. No one can see you.
Except a spy of course. He'd be able to.
Yeah, not the most appealing STD... i mean skin condition....
Then i shall swoon on, and it will be of epic porportion, the whole world will... be vaguely aware of it.... despite their lack of... seeing me.
Well the spy will always see, wont he... and is he really a spy or is he more of a stalker? I wouldn't know, but i'd asume spies are after the bad guys or hackers, and while i am neither (and not put off by spies!), i think what you're describing is more.... stalker material (which is also not so bad... ha!)
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*cant help but flash a feral grin at that*
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Sorry, this made me laugh more than swear.
Hikari
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Sorry, this made me laugh more than swear.
What did? It might cure my boredom...
SoulWeaver
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Probably not , because it was your plight of being horny and bored that I was snickering at
Hikari
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Probably not , because it was your plight of being horny and bored that I was snickering at
I thought so...but you spoke and I am no longer as bored. So it was some help.
SoulWeaver
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And the lounge does have a little more activity tonight.
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You called?
Oh wait you said 'More activity'... i thought you said OBSCUREINSANITY...
that was blow-harded of me... *sigh* i fail at this timing stuff
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