Things that made you swear today.

That no matter how hard I wish or how vivid the memories are, she is still 20 hours away...
 
That no matter what words I say or type to him, I can't make him or myself truly happy unless we are together.
 
realising that when i move... i wont be able to use my toys!
&(*%&#(*^%)(#$&)(&@#^
 
fucking not having cigarette + going to work = ready to beat puppies with kittens.
 
Hitting a 'aligator' (retread from a semi) in the road and ripping my front fender loose...my poor KIA Soul...I feel like a bad person I should have protected it better:(:(
 
finding out the cost of putting my cat in a boarding kennel while On holidays....dam cat better get a fucking spa suite.
 
Slicing a chunk out of my finger while making dinner.
Then having him not care at all when I started freaking about it.
(Completely afraid of blood here.)
 
erased five hours worth of coding for the homepage of a website..

realized I had another tap open with the site in normal form

went to right click to reveal page coding and copy and paste..

and hit refresh by mistake...

Cursed a white screen..
 
Various things...some unpleasant...and largely 'in-law' related...

But the one I shall mention will be the half chocked back curse that left my lips as Mr Britwitch took me by surprise in the early hours of the morning and I had to try to keep as quiet as possible in the process so we wouldn't disturb said relatives... :eek:
 
Falling on my ass this morning....

I was getting coffee... and stretched.. and yea.. this is really fucked up..
i reached down and flicked my clit... didn't fucking realise how sensitive it was
and the knee to the leg i had all my weight on... buckled....

So lots a swearing... and giggling
 
Falling on my ass this morning....

I was getting coffee... and stretched.. and yea.. this is really fucked up..
i reached down and flicked my clit... didn't fucking realise how sensitive it was
and the knee to the leg i had all my weight on... buckled....

So lots a swearing... and giggling

:confused:
 
Realising that my initial assesment had been correct, I should have trusted my own judgement, instead fo being fucked over again

and

I always get the last fucking post on a page in the lounge

FFS gimme a break
 
Knowing I still have to wait for months to hold my girl in my arms. It's been a long time since I have used the word "Cunt" so often. :)
 
I had pocket Aces cracked by some guys sh*t flush draw. It cost me a shot at a tourney worth $50,000 american. So yeah, that brought out a tidal wave of swearing!
 
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