Things that piss you off?

[Lady_Prowless]

Why is it so difficult to find decent children's white dress shoes?

My second-grader has a little music program at school tomorrow, and while it's not a super formal thing, I do want her to look nice. I found a really cute blouse and skirt that aren't too formal, but I had trouble finding decent shoes.

Her everyday shoes are obviously too casual, and the school has restrictions on the types of shoes that can and can't be worn. No slick-soled dress shoes, no open-toed sandals, and no flip-flops--they're (understandably) considered inappropriate for playground wear. I finally found a nice pair of closed-toe white leather sandals.

And WTF's up with high-heeled and platform shoes for eight-year-olds, anyway?

i understand not being able to find shoes.my daughter is 18 months old and i swear it's not like im looking for anything fancy.id have to say walmart has the worst selection for toddlers.

 

[Lady_Prowless]

blood clots piss me off today.

.....lmao......

 

[EJFan]

friggin' rags... rag rag rag rag rag rag... every time i turn around.

shit.

 

[Nightbird]

That was funny?

.....lmao......

 

[Lady_Prowless]

That was funny?

i probably won't think so when my time comes up.btw...how have you been doing?

 

[LinearMan]

The feeling that I'm a dead man walking...

 

[pleasteasme]

the weather's warming up and that means the stray cats are emerging... the wonderful stench of cat shit is wafting through my window.

I can one up you...there is a chicken farm less than a mile away from my house.

 

[EJFan]

I can one up you...there is a chicken farm less than a mile away from my house.

ugh. i feel ya there. the farmers here mostly all use chicken shit (the liquid stuff) to fertilize. i'm pretty much numb to that smell by now though.

 

[pleasteasme]

ugh. i feel ya there. the farmers here mostly all use chicken shit (the liquid stuff) to fertilize. i'm pretty much numb to that smell by now though.

Yeah, it is pretty pungent, fresh from the farm on the 100+ degree days here.
Ahhh, summer!

 

[EJFan]

by the way... chimney is a TWO syllable word. it's not chim-in-ey. k? k.

 

[pleasteasme]

The misuse of "then" and "than"....it is rampant!

 

[EJFan]

The misuse of "then" and "than"....it is rampant!

what do you suggest we do than?

 

[pleasteasme]

what do you suggest we do than?

Don't make me create another hole in the wall...

 

[Quoll]

LMAO!

quoll... i love how you can always start my day with a laugh.
thanks buddy!

btw... did you know that in my state they passed a law making it illegal to hunt over the internet? i'm no hunter and i could give a shit but it's interesting. there's a website where you can buy an opportunity to control a gun at a remote location. when the game animal is in its sights you give the command to shoot and the animal is shipped to you if you kill it (or something like that). talk about lazy rednecks.

Potential business idea No:2
We could set this up in your yard.

 

[Quoll]

I'd much rather not have to clean the chimbley then have to.

 

[pleasteasme]

I'd much rather not have to clean the chimbley then have to.

I feel like an English teacher.

 

[Quoll]

I feel like an English teacher.

I'll get you one.

 

[Guest]

 

[Lady_Prowless]

my son is pissing me off bigtime. we heard through the grapevine that a girl that he is friends with asked him to go to the prom. his response to her: let me think about it. WTF kind of response is that?

so, it was time for a father/son discussion (read: lecture followed by the third degree) about respect for other people, and in particular respect for women.

I found out that he has no plans to ask anyone else to go, isn't waiting for anyone else to ask him, and "wouldn't mind" going with this girl. He also has committed to going in on a limo. So WTF is he waiting for?

I think I might have finally got through to the baseball fanatic when I told him it appeared he was acting like a free agent waiting for the best offer to come in. So step up to the plate and do something.

good advice..sometimes you have to break it down like that to get through.

 

[Quoll]

My father-inlaw and his (opinionated whinging know it all arrogant lazy rude whinging ungrateful illmannered whinging self absorbed whinging bitch)partner are coming to stay for a week, seriously I am about visitored out.

 

[bobsgirl]

My father-inlaw and his (opinionated whinging know it all arrogant lazy rude whinging ungrateful illmannered whinging self absorbed whinging bitch)partner are coming to stay for a week, seriously I am about visitored out.

Ah, family overload. You have my heartfelt sympathies, quoll.

 

[Quoll]

Well they've been here 15 mins, make it stop, make it stop,

 

[EJFan]

Well they've been here 15 mins, make it stop, make it stop,

STOP!​

 

[pleasteasme]

My father-inlaw and his (opinionated whinging know it all arrogant lazy rude whinging ungrateful illmannered whinging self absorbed whinging bitch)partner are coming to stay for a week, seriously I am about visitored out.

Poor quoll.


This is where I should be thankful I don't have in-laws, right?

 

[Quoll]

make Her Stop Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease​