things to make Todski smile

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.


apologies up front for the next, but damn, i'm cryin' over some of them

Medical Term = Redneck Definition

Artery = The study of paintings
Bacteria = Back door to cafeteria
Barium = What doctors do when patients die
Benign = What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section = A neighborhood in Rome
Cat scan = Searching for Kitty
Cauterize = Made eye contact with her
Colic = A sheep dog
Coma = A punctuation mark
Dilate = To live long
Enema = Not a friend
Fester = Quicker than someone else
Fibula = A small lie
Impotent = Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain = Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff = A Doctor's cane
Morbid = A higher offer
Nitrates = Rates of Pay for Working at Night, Normally more money than Days
Node = I knew it
Outpatient = A person who has fainted
Pelvis = Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative = A letter carrier
Recovery Room = Place to do upholstery
Rectum= Nearly killed him
Terminal Illness = Getting sick at the airport
Tumor = One plus one more
Urine Opposite = of you're out
 
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