This is for you.

[thestruggle]

Hey look.. it's V and Tess:

My hair is not curly, Frog Face!

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

My hair is not curly, Frog Face!

I don't know how I forgot that, given all the pictures I've seen of you. Silly me!

 

[Firmhanded_Daddy]

Hey look.. it's V and Tess:

That is how it would start. Then it might end something like this after we were done with them.

 

[thestruggle]

I don't know how I forgot that, given all the pictures I've seen of you. Silly me!

I was just being facetious. I wish I had curly hairs.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

I was just being facetious. I wish I had curly hairs.

You can have mine.


Seriously. Please.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

I was just being facetious. I wish I had curly hairs.

No you don't.
Really.

 

[thestruggle]

You can have mine.


Seriously. Please.

Somehow that seems like it would not work.

No you don't.
Really.

Is it hard to care for? My hair is super straight.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Somehow that seems like it would not work.

Of course it would. Just takes science!

 

[thestruggle]

Of course it would. Just takes science!

Science that risks me having no hair! You're not a hair scientist! I'm going to look that up now.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Science that risks me having no hair! You're not a hair scientist! I'm going to look that up now.

How do you know what kind of scientist I am?

 

[thestruggle]

How do you know what kind of scientist I am?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

That's what I thought.

We'll see if I help you with your hair problems now.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Is it hard to care for? My hair is super straight.

It just gets huge.
But then I have a lot of hair, and it's thick and it's curly. It's a pain.

 

[thestruggle]

That's what I thought.

We'll see if I help you with your hair problems now.

Google says hair scientists are... people who style hair.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

It just gets huge.
But then I have a lot of hair, and it's thick and it's curly. It's a pain.

You misspelled "handle."


It's a handle.



*grins*

 

[Miss_Vivi]

You misspelled "handle."


It's a handle.



*grins*

Watch me chop it all off before you ever lay a hand in it.
What then?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Google says hair scientists are... people who style hair.

Google is run by communist feminist liberal Satan-worshipping America-haters.


Does that sound like the people you want to be trusting for your information?

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Watch me chop it all off before you ever lay a hand in it.
What then?

Guess I'll have to use something else.

A little chain, maybe.

I wonder what I'd connect the ends of it to....

Hm.

 

[thestruggle]

Watch me chop it all off before you ever lay a hand in it.
What then?

Nooooo...

*shields the hair, pets* Don't threaten the hair!

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Guess I'll have to use something else.

A little chain, maybe.

I wonder what I'd connect the ends of it to....

Hm.

laughs

I hate you so much.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

laughs

I hate you so much.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a bullseye.

*grins*

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Nooooo...

*shields the hair, pets* Don't threaten the hair!

You are so cute.

 

[thestruggle]

You are so cute.

Aw, shucks.
Heh, I was going to post a picture of Bashful the dwarf but then I figured I'd put up enough images for today. Maybe. I did find this Michael Fassbender suit picture...

 

[Miss_Vivi]

Aw, shucks.
Heh, I was going to post a picture of Bashful the dwarf but then I figured I'd put up enough images for today. Maybe. I did find this Michael Fassbender suit picture...

I don't have any words. I really don't. You obviously want to get back at me, by making me look at gorgeous men in suits.

I want to complain, but I won't.

 

[Miss_Vivi]

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a bullseye.

*grins*

Bastard.

Now I'm chopping off my hair and leaving little chains at home, and you can go suck it.