Thong Thursday thread III

Well rules are made to be broken. It is really cute. If you hadn't said it wasn't a thong, I'd have totally classified it as a retro thong.

Now it is all well and good to remember having seen her somewhere, the question is can you name that plot? Curious if I have any competition in the name that porn game.
Oh, probably. And no, I don't remember the plot. I just re-watched the first couple of minutes and it is pretty painful.
 
Just sneaking one in before the bell.

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I gotta believe sleep in nowhere near happening!! :love::kiss:
 
I’ll throw my 71 yr old butt wearing a thong in here.

wait, you are 71. unbelievable. I'd guess 15 years younger from what I have seen. What is your secret?
Oh, probably. And no, I don't remember the plot. I just re-watched the first couple of minutes and it is pretty painful.

Yeah, it was one the the oh mommy save me from my big bad erection things. So bad, but the couple is pretty cute though. He avoids as much of the camera as possible though, I assume due to playing 20 years younger than he is. Attn lurkers: I swear if someone says sends me a mommy pm just because I knew this, I am going reply with disturbing crap. Well unless it is just that hilarious, but most can't pull the level of comedy needed for that pm. I simply rock at name that porn. I am still proud of calling Down and Dirty Scooter Trash from the vaguest description like 2 years ago. Point is, any dude reading this, I'm not into mommy/son porn, I just have a decent porn memory, based on outfits, tattoos, or unusual scenery mostly.
 
Yeah, it was one the the oh mommy save me from my big bad erection things. So bad, but the couple is pretty cute though. He avoids as much of the camera as possible though, I assume due to playing 20 years younger than he is. Attn lurkers: I swear if someone says sends me a mommy pm just because I knew this, I am going reply with disturbing crap. Well unless it is just that hilarious, but most can't pull the level of comedy needed for that pm. I simply rock at name that porn. I am still proud of calling Down and Dirty Scooter Trash from the vaguest description like 2 years ago. Point is, any dude reading this, I'm not into mommy/son porn, I just have a decent porn memory, based on outfits, tattoos, or unusual scenery mostly.

I have no such skill, but when someone posts a photo which is literally the thumbnail from a porn video and a reverse image search points directly at it, well...
So yeah, I predict we won't see any more posts from callmerose.
 
wait, you are 71. unbelievable. I'd guess 15 years younger from what I have seen. What is your secret?


Yeah, it was one the the oh mommy save me from my big bad erection things. So bad, but the couple is pretty cute though. He avoids as much of the camera as possible though, I assume due to playing 20 years younger than he is. Attn lurkers: I swear if someone says sends me a mommy pm just because I knew this, I am going reply with disturbing crap. Well unless it is just that hilarious, but most can't pull the level of comedy needed for that pm. I simply rock at name that porn. I am still proud of calling Down and Dirty Scooter Trash from the vaguest description like 2 years ago. Point is, any dude reading this, I'm not into mommy/son porn, I just have a decent porn memory, based on outfits, tattoos, or unusual scenery mostly.
Well, mommy/son porn is kinda gross imo. So, no worries there.
 
wait, you are 71. unbelievable. I'd guess 15 years younger from what I have seen. What is your secret?


Yeah, it was one the the oh mommy save me from my big bad erection things. So bad, but the couple is pretty cute though. He avoids as much of the camera as possible though, I assume due to playing 20 years younger than he is. Attn lurkers: I swear if someone says sends me a mommy pm just because I knew this, I am going reply with disturbing crap. Well unless it is just that hilarious, but most can't pull the level of comedy needed for that pm. I simply rock at name that porn. I am still proud of calling Down and Dirty Scooter Trash from the vaguest description like 2 years ago. Point is, any dude reading this, I'm not into mommy/son porn, I just have a decent porn memory, based on outfits, tattoos, or unusual scenery mostly.
 
I have no such skill, but when someone posts a photo which is literally the thumbnail from a porn video and a reverse image search points directly at it, well...
So yeah, I predict we won't see any more posts from callmerose.
Nah, he will. I think of olddudepretendingtobeahotpornchick as a singular person. I like to let him get in all snug, at least 20 pages, then when I am pmsey and don't have a snickers bar, name that porn star. It is kind of our thing. olddudepretendingtobeahotpornchick helps keep my memory fresh.
Well, mommy/son porn is kinda gross imo. So, no worries there.
yeah, I did not have the benefit of hindsight when I picked my user name. I had plans, the forum wasn't them. However having mom in the name, is a form of an invitation in some lit circles.
 
Well, welcome to the internet. It's gross to me, but to each their own, I guess. Of course, I assume hot chicks are drowned in PMs etc with messages they don't find "savory".
 
This definitely works on any day as well:cattail:
Thank you.
Well, welcome to the internet. It's gross to me, but to each their own, I guess. Of course, I assume hot chicks are drowned in PMs etc with messages they don't find "savory".
I don't know, I think I scared them away. My box is a picture of normalcy. Almost too normal
Nice ass!
Thanks
I totally fucked up the quote/reply thing. Oh well.
hey, your new and the platform is new, it happens
I like you being cheeky.:p
well thank you. and hey, me being cheeky is better than me being an ass, right ;)
 
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