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Speaking as a member of The Wallflowers Are Terrific Section (TWATS) may I remind you that we are a flowering society with no stalking or leafing (groan) of litter and mu(l)ch appreciated in many beds !
 
twat happens to be one of my favorite words. Tis time to bring it back and to let other words and phrases rest; like, "hopes and dreams" is getting a bit old. "Aspirations" would be a workable alternative. "We can get through this" is another. There are many.

After involuntary and vicarious participation in the recent hollywood sex party, I have been greatly inspired to flee into the arms of Unimportance and Non-Art and Non-Meaning.

So I'd appreciate a cuff across the cheek or some equally brutal reprimand if anything I henceforth present contains the slightest whiff of Art, Importance, or Meaning.
 
hmmnmm said:
twat happens to be one of my favorite words. Tis time to bring it back and to let other words and phrases rest; like, "hopes and dreams" is getting a bit old. "Aspirations" would be a workable alternative. "We can get through this" is another. There are many.

After involuntary and vicarious participation in the recent hollywood sex party, I have been greatly inspired to flee into the arms of Unimportance and Non-Art and Non-Meaning.

So I'd appreciate a cuff across the cheek or some equally brutal reprimand if anything I henceforth present contains the slightest whiff of Art, Importance, or Meaning.
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What? Give up involuntary and vicarious Hollywood sex for ... well here I am lost in your stacked phrases and ... well what exactly do you want to be cuffed for? And what do you want to be cuffed to? ... Ah it's becoming clearer you want cuffing across.

Whew! I'm glad I got that straight. NOW I'm set for the Tuesday Review. Thanks.


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I was hoping you would get lumbered with at least one of my illustrateds or even my audio but it is not to be it seems
 
darkmaas said:
What? Give up involuntary and vicarious Hollywood sex for ... well here I am lost in your stacked phrases and ... well what exactly do you want to be cuffed for? And what do you want to be cuffed to? ... Ah it's becoming clearer you want cuffing across.

Whew! I'm glad I got that straight. NOW I'm set for the Tuesday Review. Thanks.


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Oh but it is not a Want. It is a Hope. Hope that the right thing will be done. The Dream is to avoid cuffings. At all costs. And I do appreciate your all but putting into my hands the tools to achieve completely unimportant world domination: erect edifices that look like monuments but are really stacked phrases in disguise.

Oh and the rudeness of twat as a word? That's what I mean, I mean don't mean, I mean the non-meaning... or at least a very unimportant meaning: we don't hear it much over here. I don't. It's been overshadowed, overwhelmed, and its seat of prominence usurped by others. I happen to think Twat is about the cutest little word there is.
 
hmmnmm said:
...That's what I mean, I mean don't mean, I mean the non-meaning... or at least a very unimportant meaning...
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Jeez! No wonder you and Bluebell get along so well. You two speak the same freaking language. :rolleyes:


You two could make a fortune translating for each other... but who would translate the translations?
 
Translations? Just like that? To give the citizens of the world simple translations, and they can be expected not to... to pay... dearly? cetainly you are jesting. Tina... yes, even Tina... laughs... chortles.
 
hmmnmm said:
Translations? Just like that? To give the citizens of the world simple translations, and they can be expected not to... to pay... dearly? cetainly you are jesting. Tina... yes, even Tina... laughs... chortles.
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I'd pay gladly. Do you accept WTFs? :D
 
Who's Tina? I think I have entered the Twilight zone this forum just doesn't make any sense anymore
 
UnderYourSpell said:
Who's Tina? I think I have entered the Twilight zone this forum just doesn't make any sense anymore
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Who's Tina? You mean you don't have a Tina? Maybe they call it something different on the sceptered isle. Small wonder the French get all the kudos as great lovers!
 
UnderYourSpell said:
doesn't make any sense
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makes as much sense to me as being asked to go along with the suggestion that no artists of any kind ever existed before persons like Brad Pitt and Sean Penn descended from the heavens.

Which is really something to be grateful for, that they chose to exist in human form among us mere mortals, because, since they embody every molecular and smidgen of art particles, that allows someone like me the freedom to avidly pursue non-art. So thank heavens for Brad Pitt and Sean Penn.
 
tina shamelessly alliterates her admittely very adorably cute twat at every turn and twist imaginable
 
translation (this one's free):

tina's twat consorts with consonants,
all manners, grotesque conditions,
contorted positions,
all very sleazily so
and then, then, oh then,
in come
the insatiable assonants.
 
hmmnmm said:
translation (this one's free):

tina's twat consorts with consonants,
all manners, grotesque conditions,
contorted positions,
all very sleazily so
and then, then, oh then,
in come
the insatiable assonants.
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Does have a certain ... resonance.
 
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in tina's twat
beneath her mini-
ature skirt
between trapeze
artist thighs
tina boldly grinds
two ampersands together
squeezes them
til they are italics
that drip french script serifs
 
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