Tis the season ... A collection of humerous holiday favorites.

[Britwitch]

Hyvää Joulua sinulle!

 

[yeishia]

*smiles and runs to add it to her list with Brooklyn* err...from where? Holland?

 

[Britwitch]

*smiles and runs to ad it to her list with Brooklyn* err...from where? Holland?

Finland...but I think it's on your list...just added the a's with dots...the ä's

 

[yeishia]

Finland...but I think it's on your list...just added the a's with dots...the ä's

It is I checked

I can barely type as is, cannot figure out how to do the accents on my keyboard even for French which I write every day.

I had to buy a French keyboard *giggles*

I corrected it! Thank goodness for ..cut and paste.

 

[yeishia]

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Jim Carrey Sings White Christmas - FUNNY!!​

 

[yeishia]

Naughty Christmas Card

Moneys short times are hard so here’s a fucking Christmas card

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse.

Moms at the whore house, Dads smokin' grass I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I went outside to see what’s the matter

Out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick.

He came out the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew at that moment that fucker had fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He went up the chimney with just one fart, I knew right then he blew my chimney apart.

He rode off out of sight saying fuck u all and have a good night!

(by unknown0.​

 

[Cheska]

Naughty Christmas Card

Moneys short times are hard so here’s a fucking Christmas card

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house everybody felt shitty even the mouse.

Moms at the whore house, Dads smokin' grass I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.

When out on the lawn I heard such a clatter I went outside to see what’s the matter

Out on the lawn I saw a big dick I knew at that moment it must be Saint Nick.

He came out the chimney like a bat out of hell I knew at that moment that fucker had fell.

He filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.

He went up the chimney with just one fart, I knew right then he blew my chimney apart.

He rode off out of sight saying fuck u all and have a good night!​

hehe, silly Yeisha

 

[yeishia]

Lol I did not write that

I should add author unknown.

 

[Annisthyrienne]

Okay, I gotta represent for ma peeps.

Redneck 12 days of Christmas

Who put the.....well, you'll see.

 

[Cheska]

Heheh.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

 

[yeishia]

Okay, I gotta represent for ma peeps.

Redneck 12 days of Christmas

Who put the.....well, you'll see.

*giggles*

*giggles blushing* After I got off his lap I do believe that he may have called me a "ho!" too. *pouts* (Class action suit perhap? lol)

And I'm a good girl I is...

 

[Mav Unlimited]

 

[Jewelskye]

Jingle Ladies!​

I LOLED

 

[yeishia]

I thought I would pop my version of this song here

On the first day of Christmas my dark angel sent me a gift that I adore
A whip so pliable… it made him beg for more!

On the second day of Christmas my dark angel gave me gifts I adore
2 satin corsets in the color pink and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the third day of Christmas my dark angel gave to me gifts I adore
3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the fourth day of Christmas my dark angel gave to me gifts I adore
4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the 5th day of Christmas my dark angel have to me gifts I adore
5 blind folds, 4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the 6th day of Christmas my dark angel have to me gifts I adore
6 anal beads, 5 blind folds, 4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the 7th day of Christmas my dark angel have to me gifts I adore
7 tubes of KY, 6 anal beads, 5 blind folds, 4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the 8th day of Christmas my dark angel have to me gifts I adore
8 sensual ice cubes, 7 tubes of KY, 6 anal beads, 5 blind folds, 4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the 9th day of Christmas my dark angel gave to me gifts I adore...
9 well placed violet zaps , 8 ice cubes, 7 tubes of KY, 6 anal beads, 5 blind folds, 4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the 10th day of Christmas my dark angel gave to me gifts I adore...
10 fingers pleasing, 9 violet zaps , 8 ice cubes, 7 tubes of KY, 6 anal beads, 5 blind folds, 4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the 11th day of Christmas my dark angel gave to me gifts I adore...
11 torrid kisses, 10 fingers pleasing, 9 violet zaps , 8 ice cubes, 7 tubes of KY, 6 anal beads, 5 blind folds, 4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

On the 12th day of Christmas my dark angel gave to me gifts I adore...
12 Screaming orgasms, 11 torrid kisses, 10 fingers pleasing, 9 violet zaps , 8 ice cubes, 7 tubes of KY, 6 anal beads, 5 blind folds, 4 soft feathers, 3 wicked clamps, 2 pink corsets and a whip so pliable it made him beg for more!

(Dedicated to and inspired by My dark symbiotic angel )

​

 

[Cheska]

Yea!

 

[zydrate]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNMjx6tnJbQ&feature=player_profilepage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHLgU0vPcwc&feature=player_profilepage

 

[Annisthyrienne]

For Yeishia

Pass it on, girlfriend. Copy and paste the image link for someone you want to catch under the mistletoe.

 

[yeishia]

*smiles sadly*

You are funning right?

 

[Annisthyrienne]

*smiles sadly*

You are funning right?

I didn't mean to be.