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Details of Jeff's drinking adventures

April 9

That day I went to a hockey game between the Los Angeles Kings and the Anal-heim Mighty Ducks at the Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim, a lovely arena I might add.

On the bus (I bought my ticket through the Edwards Air Force Base Tickets and Tours office so we took a bus there), I struck up convo with this cool dude who I guessed was Samoan or Hawaiian or something. And we chatted about sports and stuff for a while and out of the blue he offers me a beer he had in his cooler he brought. After a while I accepted even though I was and still am underage at the time.

That beer was one of 5 I would have that day, also going with some Vodka mixed in with OJ.

It was pure hell getting to my seat that was almost at the top of the fucking arena. But I made it, lol. All I can say is thank God for intemissions! :eek:

In case you were curious, Los Angeles won 4-3 in overtime.

May 28 (Memorial Day Weekend)

Me, my dad, my sis, and some friends went to a memorial day get-together at a friend's place in Sylmar which is just north of Los Angeles.

During the course of the party, I had 4 beers, a wine cooler, a shot of puerto rican rum, schnapps, and the alcohol equivalent of about 7-10 mudslide drinks. Even then I was barely drunk if at all. It helps being a big guy sometimes don't it?

Anyways, those were my 2 times in life getting anywhere close to drunk. I hope you enjoy, lol.



Jeff
no i did not drive
 
Jeff you are a cheap drunk buddy. Not neccessarily a bad thing mind you. I would strongly suggest more practice.
 
oh April babe I'm not military, but I go to college on the neaby military base. That's aboot the extent of it.

I am actually aspiring to be a CHP officer (California Highway Patrol), and that is hard enough as is! lol

Somehow the thought of having my own handcuffs to hold my future woman to the bed is a real turn on.....*trails off to dreamland*
 
*suddenly becomes interested in this thread*

Did someone say something about Highway Patrol? and handcuffs? in the same post? NOW you have my full and undivided attention! :)
 
SimplySouthern said:
*suddenly becomes interested in this thread*

Did someone say something about Highway Patrol? and handcuffs? in the same post? NOW you have my full and undivided attention! :)

You have me interested too, Dear Southern. :)

Yes I did say highway patrol and handcuffs. So basically I could pull you over, ask you to get out of the car, spread your legs, and stay quiet as I slowly frisk my way up and down your sexy body. Then I take you to my place, pour us some wine, and giggle for a while until I carry you up to my bed, strip you down naked, handcuff you to the bed posts, and make passionate love to you all night long, including use of my 'night stick' and flashlight. ;)


I wonder what kind of evening that would be for you. :)
 
Typical? I thought a typical evening for you, senora, involved reconfigured electric shavers.

Are you telling me you're trading the rpm of your favorite remington for the hog of one officer Poncharelli?
 
Ho-Hum Jeffy...like I don't do that every night.

Geeze...get some imagination. ;)

J/K....sounds yummy!
 
My dearest Dr. Clozhoff...

I believe that the young, virginal Jeff was addressing said question to Miss Southern and not to Senora Latina.

As for a typical evening for moi...

It would involve a tuning fork, a ball of silly putty, a chainsaw, a ceiling fan set on medium, two plastic slinky's, a can of Static Guard, bungie cords, and a 12-ounce jar of Pace picante salsa (extra hot).

Does that help any with those "mental notes"? ;)
 
Not me....I'm still trying to piece together what to do with the tuning fork. The rest, I can pretty much figure out...but that has me stumped. If ya have time LL, is there anyway I could get a diagram on that one?;)
 
Spray the sheets, Hunny, the sheets. With that much friction and that much metal, someone is bound to come away with a nasty static shock burn without it. DUH...people are so dense sometimes. LOL :)
 
SimplySouthern said:
I'm still trying to piece together what to do with the tuning fork.

SS, you mean there's something you don't know??? ;)
 
Be nice its not my fault i went from a virgin to really experienced in one week theres still alot i have to learn!!
 
Oh SS get your butt back here! I am not done with you sexy lady. :)

Now where were we? Oh yeah.....
(slowly and sweetly disrobes SS to reveal an amazingly sexy body covered in a nice red thong and matching bra that accentuates her lovely breasts)

Oh yes this is all I have dreamed of.....
(takes SS in his arms and immedaitely throws her on the bed with lots of deep wet kisses as he starts to remove her undergarments)
 
*Gasp* I think I'm about to be taken! ;)

I'm gonna give him 3 hours to stop this, then I'm calling for backup! :)
 
(after he removes her bra and thong, he sees the perfect virtue of beauty)

SS you are a very amazing woman, and I will enjoy this

(lays her down and goes to work on one nipple with his mouth while kneading the other with his fingers.....keeping this up for a few minutes until he slowly starts to kiss down her sensuous frame all the way to a most beautiful looking pussy.....plants sweet kisses to get her going as he brings up his fingers and slowly inserts them which makes SS moan slightly at the sensitive touch to her most special place)
 
WTF???

How did I end up on the fucking Role Playing board??

Oh, and btw, EWWWWW!!!
 
It's My Thread, Jackass

Awww poor lil boy Lasher can't handle someone else having a little fun.....boo fucking hoo jerk!
 
NOW NOW Jeff sweetheart be nice!!! Or ill have to spank you!!! Wheres Hecate??? Ill borrow something nice from her.
 
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