Tripe, Nonsense and Balderdash

[pensivepoet]

I swear, you two can't behave for five minutes.
I go into the store to buy some lube, come back, and this is what i find!

 

[Trixareforkids]

What?
Toss me the lube will ya

 

[pensivepoet]

What?
Toss me the lube will ya

Um, it's already gone.

 

[Trixareforkids]

You little slut puppy!
Hey, where'd the hooker go?

 

[pensivepoet]

You little slut puppy!
Hey, where'd the hooker go?

Tod had her in handcuffs, the last i seen her. He was wearing his cop costume.
Always works

 

[Magnetron]

Tripe, Nonsense and Balderdash

I believe this was the law firm I hired for my last plagiarism case.

 

[pelegrino]

LEMONIA (F)LEAP EDELTRAUD => THROUGH NEED AND DECENCY
HILLSIDE
WEDNESDAY MORNING (03:45)
30/7/2014

NOT SO FAR AS MYRTOS

Maybe it wasn't like our first date,
maybe it was a little too late,
I think you did try a little to stop me,
to promise heaven, then to drop me.

I did not go so far as Myrtos for tonight,
I was at home with her, it was alright!

 

[Trixareforkids]

I believe this was the law firm I hired for my last plagiarism case.

Fucked you with the 6 point Helvitca didn't they.

 

[todski28]

Tod had her in handcuffs, the last i seen her. He was wearing his cop costume.
Always works

Cost me extra too, and she enjoyed it more, screwed twice in one session!

 

[todski28]

Dom cage match, first one to cum loses!

Haha haha I'm not sure I could handle the friction burn, I'm sure you would be quite stubbourn

 

[kittymacabre]

Hmm, deny...
D. Ney
Relation of Bill Nye?
I love the science guy
And the other science guy, Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Love watching them throw down.
Brain power, free and renewable!

Bill Nye's bowtie gives me the screaming thigh sweats. Vwe since I was a kid watching his show... What is so sexy about that bowtie, anyway? Matt Smith from Dr. who, too...is it a fetish? A fixation? Creepy stalker love?

 

[todski28]

I swear, you two can't behave for five minutes.
I go into the store to buy some lube, come back, and this is what i find!

What she challenged me, you want I should not get it out and try her on, sheesh so uptight it's only a slap on the wrist and a fine where I'm from.

 

[pensivepoet]

Yeah, sure
By the time i got back, all the purr was gone and i got the growl.
Nothin but teeth and claws.

 

[todski28]

Yeah, sure
By the time i got back, all the purr was gone and i got the growl.
Nothin but teeth and claws.

Isn't that the best bit, or am I just weird?

 

[pensivepoet]

No, no, i liked it. But i pretend i don't.
Shhhhh!

 

[Trixareforkids]

Ha! Had to hunt down the garbage man and his new rodeo friends while the two of you were passed out over the ropes. I may be a featherweight but I can go all twelve rounds.

 

[pensivepoet]

Them outbacks are all talk

 

[Trixareforkids]

Cleaning up

 

[pensivepoet]

Oh gods, I'm aching for you
Come here, slide in me
I need you to go deep
Set my veins and nerves
Contracting so this squeezing
I feel in the core of me
Will finally be relieved
Faster, please move faster
I don't know how much longer
I can take this headache

Title: caffeine

Tags: todtease

 

[Trixareforkids]

Tags: todtease

LOL, actual headache. No reason not to have some fun with it though.

 

[todski28]

Tags: todtease

But I don't like coffee??

 

[Trixareforkids]

But I don't like coffee??

Me neither, Dr. Pepper is my poison.

 

[HoneyAdored]

......

 

[Trixareforkids]

Cleaning up

 

[pensivepoet]

Mistress Trixie Tonguelash
Was never found abash
When confronted with a gash
She'd slip right in
And make it splash

And him, poor thing
Witness to the mash
had to clean it all up
or count every lash