True Confessions..

[Bobmi357]

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Not as gross as you might think. At least the PB doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth--the Miracle Whip kinda lubes it up.

Welcome to Lit, Brav0tm! Please keep yourself safe.

I'm with you, Cate, MMF is one hot fantasy. FFM--doesn't do anything for me at all.

True Confession:

MrB and I did not make love on our wedding night. I slept and he watched football. We made up for it the next day though!

Its Peanut Butter and Jelly. Any other combination is a sin and punishable by eternal damnation!!!!!

MMF doesn't really appeal to me... A FFM doesn't either, but only because I know my limitations. I can only give my all to one woman at a time. If I had to split my time between two women, one might come away feeling a little left out.

As to MrB, his priorites are seriously misplaced! FOOTBALL ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT?!?!?!?!?!? Nothing, not even NASCAR, takes precedence over nookie!

 

[bobsgirl]

Cathleen, EL;

There's nothing wrong with cats! And nothing wrong with talking to them. At one point we had 6 of them, now we're down to four. All indoor cats.

Now dogs on the other hand. That just seems wrong to me. I don't care much for them at all.

True Confession:

Its a damn good thing that people can't read minds. If my wife knew some of the perverted thoughts that have percolated through my head with her as the object of my unspeakable lusts, she'd have me sleeping on the couch for a year!

Aw, go ahead and tell her, Bobmi! She might ask, "What the hell took you so long??" LOL

 

[bobsgirl]

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Its Peanut Butter and Jelly. Any other combination is a sin and punishable by eternal damnation!!!!!

MMF doesn't really appeal to me... A FFM doesn't either, but only because I know my limitations. I can only give my all to one woman at a time. If I had to split my time between two women, one might come away feeling a little left out.

As to MrB, his priorites are seriously misplaced! FOOTBALL ON HIS WEDDING NIGHT?!?!?!?!?!? Nothing, not even NASCAR, takes precedence over nookie!

Unfortunately, in our house, NFL is king. I may start calling it the No Fucking League.

 

[Nightbird]

I can't think of a good true confession and that PMO.

 

[SweetErika]

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True Confession:

MrB and I did not make love on our wedding night. I slept and he watched football. We made up for it the next day though!

We almost didn't...it was such an emotional and tiring day, we took a bath together, had a glass of port, and nearly fell asleep before we got to the bedroom.

 

[Bobmi357]

I can't think of a good true confession and that PMO.

No no no, this is the true confessions thread, the pisses me off thread is two doors down on the right.

True Confession;

In my youth, I once stopped a gang bang from happening, pissed me off (because I could have gotten laid) but the girl was too drunk to know what she was doing. I was a little on the drunk side so I took out my anger by waylaying and beating up half the school football squad. (This was a senior ski trip). I seriously pissed off most of my friends, but they eventually came to their senses once they sobered up. As for the football squad, well I was part of the school weight lifting squad and we never liked those wussies anyhow.

 

[Nightbird]

I confess that I truly am horny.

And that Bob Mi had a job that fascinates me.

 

[Bobmi357]

And that Bob Mi had a job that fascinates me.

"Had" being the operative word. With the election of Bill Clinton to the White House, I lost that job back in the early 90's thanks to budget cuts in defense spending.

 

[Cathleen]

Another True Confession!!!

Cathleen is soon to become an object of a WPMO post!!!!

She was instrumental in getting this subboard started and while she's posted to plenty of threads here, she's not started a single one of her own. I don't think thats right! She should have something to say? Doesn't she have anything to talk about? No topics to bring up? No insighful commentary or pithy words to enlighten us unwashed masses?

I did to start a thread here! About the tsunami disaster.

So what would you like me to start a thread about? Hummm, 'What About Bob?' sounds good to me.......

 

[Cathleen]

Aw, go ahead and tell her, Bobmi! She might ask, "What the hell took you so long??" LOL

Jeezz and you - you???? Goodness gracious I might have to remember this.....

btw, NFL..... no fucking league - THAT is VERY funny!

 

[Kissophile]

I did to start a thread here! About the tsunami disaster.

So what would you like me to start a thread about? Hummm, 'What About Bob?' sounds good to me.......

It's been done - and Bill Murray was spectacular.

 

[Kissophile]

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Its Peanut Butter and Jelly. Any other combination is a sin and punishable by eternal damnation!!!!!

Sorry to say, but peanut butter and marshmallow fluff is a long-honored combination in the neck of the woods where I was raised. Anyone who used jelly with his pb was considered beneath contempt. Well, not really - at least not if they ate whoopie pies.

 

[bobsgirl]

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Sorry to say, but peanut butter and marshmallow fluff is a long-honored combination in the neck of the woods where I was raised. Anyone who used jelly with his pb was considered beneath contempt. Well, not really - at least not if they ate whoopie pies.

Fluffer nutters! Never tried it myself, but my daughter's former bf ate them all the time.

TC:

When I eat french fries which isn't very often, I eat them with ranch dressing.

 

[Kissophile]

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Fluffer nutters! Never tried it myself, but my daughter's former bf ate them all the time.

TC:

When I eat french fries which isn't very often, I eat them with ranch dressing.

First you take fluff, fluff, fluff
And then some peanut butter
Use Marshmallow Fluff
To make your fluffernutter.

TC: A fluffernutter and a caffeine-free Diet Coke is my traditional snack when watching golf. On a day when I watch a major tournament (with four or more hours of coverage) I might eat three fluffernutters.

 

[entitled]

It sounds fascinating...what do these vampire plants look like?

Green and leafy. That's just my pet name for them because of my little watering technique. i've got violets, spider plants, orchids, a lemon tree, and a few others in the house.

True confession: i think all sports are evil except hockey! Oh, and it's peanut butter and butter.

 

[SweetErika]

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Fluffer nutters! Never tried it myself, but my daughter's former bf ate them all the time.

TC:

When I eat french fries which isn't very often, I eat them with ranch dressing.

The best is seasoned fries with ranch dressing.

 

[entitled]

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First you take fluff, fluff, fluff
And then some peanut butter
Use Marshmallow Fluff
To make your fluffernutter.

TC: i don't think i'm old enough to remember that commercial, but thanks to my Hubby's fascination witht he food network, i've actually seen it.

 

[Kissophile]

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TC: i don't think i'm old enough to remember that commercial, but thanks to my Hubby's fascination witht he food network, i've actually seen it.

The good thing is that you can enjoy a fluffernutter at any age.

 

[entitled]

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The good thing is that you can enjoy a fluffernutter at any age.

No, no, no. Too sweet. *shudders* It's peanut butter and BUTTER, i tell you!

TC: i don't like being ignored.

 

[Kissophile]

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No, no, no. Too sweet. *shudders* It's peanut butter and BUTTER, i tell you!

TC: i don't like being ignored.

I actually have a friend who puts potato chips in sandwiches - and this includes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

TC: I sometimes put crushed potato chips on my ice cream.

 

[Feistyred16]

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Its Peanut Butter and Jelly. Any other combination is a sin and punishable by eternal damnation!!!!!

but Bob...what about Peanut Butter & bananna???

 

[bobsgirl]

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I actually have a friend who puts potato chips in sandwiches - and this includes peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

TC: I sometimes put crushed potato chips on my ice cream.

OMG yes! Potato chips on a PB&J! Deelish!


No, no, no. Too sweet. *shudders* It's peanut butter and BUTTER, i tell you!

Peanut butter and butter on rye toast....Mmmm, I know what I'm having for breakfast tomorrow.

 

[bobsgirl]

TC:

I once got a speeding ticket and didn't tell my husband.

 

[Bobmi357]

I am shocked, totally shocked that people would corrupt an american institution like Peanut Butter and Jelly!!!!

Why why why... its UNPATRIOTIC!!!!

 

[Alyx]

It's peanut butter and Miracle Whip for me. Sometimes just Miracle Whip! On the few occasions when I do have PB&J, it's actually peanut butter, margarine and jelly. The margarine helps to keep the peanut butter from sticking.

My true confession: I could spend hours kissing my husband without coming up for air. The first time he kissed me (over ten years ago) my knees almost gave way and it's only gotten better through the years.