True story

[where]

Peroxide blondes may not have your natural talent, Red.

Ah lurve you!

Um...don't you mean dye your cuntal hair blonde?

I don't have any cuntal hair to dye *sniggers*

....wouldn't it be a bit dodgy skin wise to dye one's cuntal hair anyway? *ponders*

 

[tickledkitty]

Ah lurve you!



I don't have any cuntal hair to dye *sniggers*

....wouldn't it be a bit dodgy skin wise to dye one's cuntal hair anyway? *ponders*

You are making me laugh, and my daughter keeps looking at me like I'm nuts.

Yes, dodgy. Painful, possibly. Hmmm...must Google.

 

[tickledkitty]

Ahem. Who'da thunk it?

 

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You are making me laugh, and my daughter keeps looking at me like I'm nuts.

Yes, dodgy. Painful, possibly. Hmmm...must Google.

maybe a blonde one of these:

http://www.merkinworld.com/

 

[fieryjen]

Ahem. Who'da thunk it?

I'll grow mine back out and be a Fun Betty

 

[cloudy]

damn, there goes my fantasy of being a cuntal blonde.

 

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if they had a proper red one I could grow out and have collars and cuffs to match thus fooloing people into thinking me a real red head

 

[tickledkitty]

damn, there goes my fantasy of being a cuntal blonde.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuntal

Just be cuntal then. Or cuntile.

 

[cloudy]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cuntal

Just be cuntal then. Or cuntile.

oh.

well......that part's easy.

 

[megawriter27]

I see you didn't like it and I editted it a bit so it could be more comfortable to read

 

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I see you didn't like it and I editted it a bit so it could be more comfortable to read

Even assuming it's true, it still reads badly. I'm rubbish at editing but from the first paragraph it's pants. My suggestion is beg a good editor to knock it into shape.

 

[The_Fractal_King]

I see you didn't like it and I editted it a bit so it could be more comfortable to read

Gee thanks. Now I got to see this line:
"[She peeled] my skin back and some pre-cum globs appeared on its piss-hole"

As much of a /d/eviant as I may be that's just not something I want to read, and frankly I can't imagine anyone who would.

 

[tickledkitty]

Gee thanks. Now I got to see this line:
"[She peeled] my skin back and some pre-cum globs appeared on its piss-hole"

As much of a /d/eviant as I may be that's just not something I want to read, and frankly I can't imagine anyone who would.

Don't be cuntal. That line is not new. Pretty sure it was there before. That peeling skin thing sounds painful though, doesn't it? I'm picturing it being like a banana.

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Don't be cuntal. That line is not new.Pretty sure it was there before. That peeling skin thing sounds painful though, doesn't it? I'm picturing it being like a banana.

 

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Gee thanks. Now I got to see this line:
"[She peeled] my skin back and some pre-cum globs appeared on its piss-hole"

As much of a /d/eviant as I may be that's just not something I want to read, and frankly I can't imagine anyone who would.

I think he's probably uncut

I'm quite a fan of pre-cum so I wouldn't mind reading it, but it's getting through the rest of it...

 

[fieryjen]

I see you didn't like it and I editted it a bit so it could be more comfortable to read

Well it's positive that you at least came back and took a bit of the advice that was given to heart. There is a lot more though that you ignored.

I see that you crank out stories at a pretty high rate over at the Story Ideas Forum. You might want to consider focusing on quality over quantity. Otherwise there's not much of a point in coming to story feedback, as there's a lot that needs fixing with the story you posted.

Don't be cuntal. That line is not new. Pretty sure it was there before. That peeling skin thing sounds painful though, doesn't it? I'm picturing it being like a banana.

*shudders*

 

[The_Fractal_King]

I think he's probably uncut

I guessed.

I'm quite a fan of pre-cum so I wouldn't mind reading it, but it's getting through the rest of it...

Weirdo . . .

 

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Weirdo . . .

You say that like it's a bad thing!

 

[tickledkitty]

Weirdo . . .

Um...pot, kettle?

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Um...pot, kettle?

Humor?

 

[where]

Humor?

I think tickledkitties tongue was in her cheek... or somewhere...

 

[The_Fractal_King]

I think tickledkitties tongue was in her cheek... or somewhere...

Nothing makes sense anymore!

 

[tickledkitty]

Humor?

Of course! Look where we are.

I think tickledkitties tongue was in her cheek... or somewhere...

Always.

(Where else would it be?)

 

[The_Fractal_King]

Of course! Look where we are.

The land of absolute, inviolable truth?

Besides, what's really so weird about what I write? On second thought . . . don't answer that

 

[tickledkitty]

The land of absolute, inviolable truth?

Besides, what's really so weird about what I write? On second thought . . . don't answer that

No, I meant we could all be considered weirdos just for frequenting this website.