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[StrentWriter]

It's a woman, so at least they got your preferences right... go for it!

I’m still leaning on “I’ll bet you a fiver we can get Stephen to talk about sustainable wood for fifteen minutes

Maybe she is interested in your morning wood? That would be a giveaway

This is particularly funny for me because I had an early morning delivery of wood today and no it wasn’t in my bed

I swear, being an architect, virtually everything could be a double entendre but we take it too seriously.

Particularly with columns…

 

[Fivemagicbeans]

Evening you lovely people
We are Almost there ,, one more day

Lmao I love seeing all this giggling

 

[TiedbyChris]

it's shite.

Ok, ok, it is shite - I was just trying to justify watching it in moments of extreme boredom

Evening all

Look forward to updates on comedy and blind dates

 

[deft]

Ok, ok, it is shite - I was just trying to justify watching it in moments of extreme boredom

Evening all

Look forward to updates on comedy and blind dates

Blind Date was a TV show popular in the pre-fin de siècle times where comedy went to die.

Will that do?

 

[TiedbyChris]

Blind Date was a TV show popular in the pre-fin de siècle times where comedy went to die.

Will that do?

Not that - StrentWriter’s night with the mystery woman and deep discussion about wood

 

[Cat]

Evening,

Oh yes, updates on blind dates and comedy, please!

 

[StrentWriter]

Not that - StrentWriter’s night with the mystery woman and deep discussion about wood

We’re onto buttresses now.

I may be pushing my luck.

(and should probably focus on that than this! Night all)

 

[Cat]

We’re onto buttresses now.

I may be pushing my luck.

(and should probably focus on that than this! Night all)

Good luck!!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Blind Date was a TV show popular in the pre-fin de siècle times where comedy went to die.

Will that do?

 

[TiedbyChris]

We’re onto buttresses now.

I may be pushing my luck.

(and should probably focus on that than this! Night all)

*winky emoji thing*

 

[Ironfan]

We’re onto buttresses now.

I may be pushing my luck.

(and should probably focus on that than this! Night all)

Dare you mention a full penetrating butt weld?

 

[TiedbyChris]

Dare you mention a full penetrating butt weld?

Surely not on the first time you meet someone! Well not unless you’re getting on very well

 

[deft]

Dare you mention a full penetrating butt weld?

I had one of those once. I leaned over for months afterwards.

 

[Cat]

Yup.. I am going to say good night.

Just nodded off and dropped my iPad on my face.. probably a sign telling me: go to sleep, you stubborn lady!

Sweet dreams when you get that far.

 

[jonnoback]

Yup.. I am going to say good night.

Just nodded off and dropped my iPad on my face.. probably a sign telling me: go to sleep, you stubborn lady!

Sweet dreams when you get that far.

Had to put my VPN on to see that which is clearly what the UK porn laws were designed to shield us from.

It does look a bit ouchy though? Good night.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Had to put my VPN on to see that which is clearly what the UK porn laws were designed to shield us from.

It does look a bit ouchy though? Good night.

Yeah I couldn’t see it either & don’t have a VPN - yet

Ouchy doesn’t sound great

 

[deft]

@Cat

 

[metrifonate]

Yup.. I am going to say good night.

Just nodded off and dropped my iPad on my face.. probably a sign telling me: go to sleep, you stubborn lady!

Sweet dreams when you get that far.

An apple landing on your head and you discover gravity.

 

[TiedbyChris]

An apple landing on your head and you discover gravity.

At least no one was shooting apples with a crossbow!

 

[StrentWriter]

Well.

Good night all.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Well.

Good night all.

Andddddddddd? What happened?……?

Sleep well (or not depending on the circumstances)

 

[Wand3rlust]

I had a fun evening. Prosecco. And gin.

 

[TiedbyChris]

I had a fun evening. Prosecco. And gin.

Same glass?

What was the comedy like.

 

[deft]

I had a fun evening. Prosecco. And gin.

Ello’, pisshead

 

[deft]

I had a fun evening. Prosecco. And gin.

Tow us your shits?