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[joclfc]

Did you know you motivate people by offering cheese?

Don't like cheese

 

[joclfc]

As part of my new job I have to undergo a DBS check... no idea why but it came back in about 4 hours.

However, it seems I'll be out in about 15 years... fast-track justice apparently... so toodle-pip

Hopefully mine will be clear this year

 

[AllAmericanMale]

Afternoon everyone.

 

[TiedbyChris]

Stilton... are you trying to poison me?

Brie... excellent choice. Good job!

Is the correct answer.

Have you both taken leave of your sense's? Actually, do I need to ask ..

Stilton is wonderful btw

 

[EyesOnHers]

Have you both taken leave of your sense's? Actually, do I need to ask ..

Stilton is wonderful btw

Okay now this meme works...

 

[TiedbyChris]

That’s quite the Hard Stare!

 

[metrifonate]

Okay now this meme works...

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Only it's a jackdaw

 

[Wand3rlust]

That’s quite the Hard Stare!

You said hard...

 

[TiedbyChris]

You said hard...

Don’t you start encouraging the others!

 

[deft]

You said hard...

You rang, ma’am?

 

[StrentWriter]

Thank god for hobbies and writing. This has been worst couple of weeks at work. We had an injury on site last week and I’ve just come from the hospital having seen the fella. It shouldn’t happen - I really hate days like this.

 

[metrifonate]

You said hard...

 

[LondonSnap]

Thank god for hobbies and writing. This has been worst couple of weeks at work. We had an injury on site last week and I’ve just come from the hospital having seen the fella. It shouldn’t happen - I really hate days like this.

Oh dear. RIDDOR job?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Only it's a jackdaw

And you are a jackass

 

[metrifonate]

And you are a jackass

I soon will

 

[StrentWriter]

Oh dear. RIDDOR job?

Yep.

 

[LondonSnap]

Yep.

My sympathies. I hope your guy recovers as best he can.

 

[StrentWriter]

My sympathies. I hope your guy recovers as best he can.

He’s in good spirits - a really lovely lad. No other family - so I’ve been trying to find him the right support.

 

[Japansurfer]

He’s in good spirits - a really lovely lad. No other family - so I’ve been trying to find him the right support.

One of my biggest fears at work

 

[Sexy_Singer]

*writes down* "just give the woman cheese"

Now I know you're fucking not in the UK

 

[TXRafe]

Now I know you're fucking not in the UK

what gave it away? that if you ask an american where they are from they will give you one of two answers...america...or texas

 

[Sexy_Singer]

what gave it away? that if you ask an american where they are from they will give you one of two answers...'merica...or texas

FIFY

 

[Wand3rlust]

what gave it away? that if you ask an american where they are from they will give you one of two answers...'murica...or texas

FIFY

FIFY.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Are we being invaded, or are you claiming asylum?

 

[TXRafe]

Are we being invaded, or are you claiming asylum?

i have no hostile intentions...i just figured this was where all the brunettes with british accents were...