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[Japansurfer]

I've been down south for 18 years and my accent has faded a fair bit too. I'll record my voice some time when the missus isn't around.

Lived in Asia and America for about the last 25 years. Kills me but not a chance of being understood there if I had my original accent.

Had to interpret between my parents and gf in my teens (she was welsh and they were Geordie through and through)

 

[SlimSwan]

Day drinking always a good idea. Just not the day after!

The Guinness was calling me...

 

[metrifonate]

Parts of them.

Especially the eye in my forehead.

 

[F3x0r]

Just catching up on everything but
https://voca.ro/1bCf5CI0a5bT

 

[primalhands]

Good morning !
Kinda newish here, saying hi

 

[SlimSwan]

Good morning !
Kinda newish here, saying hi

Morning

 

[Sexy_Singer]

You sound lovely... and you DO have an accent....

You also have an accent.....

I don't. Can I borrow one?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

https://voca.ro/14O7cjmuR3YI

I admit that I was hoping for drunk Mary Poppins voice.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Just catching up on everything but
https://voca.ro/1bCf5CI0a5bT

*adds to the file*

 

[F3x0r]

*adds to the file*

uh oh,, I best start some counter intelligence

 

[LondonSnap]

I was just about to place an order with a well known online retailer when the postman arrived with the item in question.

Turns out I'd ordered it weeks ago and clearly forgotten. Either an early onset senior moment or I've lost the plot. Again.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Lived in Asia and America for about the last 25 years. Kills me but not a chance of being understood there if I had my original accent.

Had to interpret between my parents and gf in my teens (she was welsh and they were Geordie through and through)

you're not christian craighead are you? obi wan nairobi.

 

[geronimo_appleby]

well, the GA had a bone density scan -- just a referall, no hideous symptoms. turns out i have some spine issues (although there is a spine, unlike out current PM, but i shouldn't be political in this forum!). i did menrion p-company in DMS boots and carrying an SAS bergan, to which the lady replied that load carrying had probably done my back a favour...

i was escorted out by hospital security a shot time later. [not really, but i do wonder about how different things have become over the past couple of decades].

 

[Japansurfer]

you're not christian craighead are you? obi wan nairobi.

lol. I do have a sore left arm - but I think that’s from sleeping funny.

I would tell you the truth - but it wouldn’t end well for you

 

[metrifonate]

Is it lunchtime yet?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Is it lunchtime yet?

I've just had crisps. Make of that what you will.

 

[Japansurfer]

tuna cucumber sandwich with pickled onion monster munch here ….. nom nom

 

[metrifonate]

I've just had crisps. Make of that what you will.

You have bits of crisp down your cleavage?

 

[Wand3rlust]

tuna cucumber sandwich with pickled onion monster munch here ….. nom nom

That is all the things i hate in one. Well done.

Apart from cucumber. But that has no place in a sandwich.

 

[Wand3rlust]

You have bits of crisp down your cleavage?

*checks*

Can you see me?

*narrows eyes*

 

[Japansurfer]

That is all the things i hate in one. Well done.

Apart from cucumber. But that has no place in a sandwich.

lol!!! so funny

 

[metrifonate]

*checks*

Can you see me?

*narrows eyes*

 

[F3x0r]

Korean noodles again for me today, using up what I have left as the shopping arrives tomorrow, Such is the mundane,

The crisps in the cleavage I understand @Wand3rlust but how did you get crumbs in your undies

 

[Wand3rlust]

Korean noodles again for me today, using up what I have left as the shopping arrives tomorrow, Such is the mundane,

The crisps in the cleavage I understand @Wand3rlust but how did you get crumbs in your undies

Don't project your crusty undies on to me.

I'm not wearing any.

 

[metrifonate]

Don't project your crusty undies on to me.

I'm not wearing any.

Perfect!