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[F3x0r]

Well today is a proper monday so far,
If anyone has anything fun and delightful to offer please do so

 

[EyesOnHers]

Well today is a proper monday so far,
If anyone has anything fun and delightful to offer please do so

I'm sitting in the garden. It's sunny. Drinking a peroni.
You may live vicariously for 10 mins.
But then I've got to take kiddo to football practice

 

[jonnoback]

I'm sitting in the garden. It's sunny. Drinking a peroni.
You may live vicariously for 10 mins.
But then I've got to take kiddo to football practice

Whew! I've got 6 mins left then... maybe it's time for a biscuit with my tea

 

[Kat90xx]

Well today is a proper monday so far,
If anyone has anything fun and delightful to offer please do so

Great dad joke today that’s surely up @jonnoback ‘s alley…

Egyptologists have today discovered a new mummy with a sarcophagus covered in nuts and chocolate. The hieroglyphics are unclear as to his name so they’ve dubbed him “Pharaoh Rocher”

 

[deft]

@jonnoback ‘s alley…

I read that as “Jonno’s back alley”. Was that the intention?

 

[EyesOnHers]

Great dad joke today that’s surely up @jonnoback ‘s alley…

Egyptologists have today discovered a new mummy with a sarcophagus covered in nuts and chocolate. The hieroglyphics are unclear as to his name so they’ve dubbed him “Pharaoh Rocher”

Gotta agree with @deft here... which one is the pun??!!

 

[Kat90xx]

Well, I’ve heard poor Jonno has had a rough time of it down dark alleys recently getting mugged and accosted by certain Lit ladies…

 

[EyesOnHers]

Well, I’ve heard poor Jonno has had a rough time of it down dark alleys recently getting mugged and accosted by certain Lit ladies…

Mugged? Accosted?
He was the one yelling out "Her sisterhood, I have a wallet in my pocket... anyone want to grope me"

Edit: yeah maybe he was mugged and accosted but he loved it

 

[metrifonate]

Well today is a proper monday so far,
If anyone has anything fun and delightful to offer please do so

A beer

 

[jonnoback]

Well, I’ve heard poor Jonno has had a rough time of it down dark alleys recently getting mugged and accosted by certain Lit ladies…

I don't mind a bit of accosting by the Lit babes... and I find it so much easier if I supply the prosecco

 

[Kat90xx]

Mugged? Accosted?
He was the one yelling out "Her sisterhood, I have a wallet in my pocket... anyone want to grope me"

Sure it’s the same guy? Seems very out of character

 

[jonnoback]

Mugged? Accosted?
He was the one yelling out "Her sisterhood, I have a wallet in my pocket... anyone want to grope me"

Edit: yeah maybe he was mugged and accosted but he loved it

I love it when a plan comes together

 

[EyesOnHers]

Sure it’s the same guy? Seems very out of character

Come to the speakeasy one night... these guys are different in the alley

 

[Kat90xx]

Come to the speakeasy one night... these guys are different in the alley

Hmm… intriguing

 

[Anastasia1999]

Who doesn't love a bit of pork in cider?...

And some apple sauce on the side.

 

[Anastasia1999]

4th place of what? Well done though

The office step challenge for March.

 

[StrentWriter]

Ah I have missed this thread the last few weeks.

Don’t change peeps.

 

[joclfc]

I'm sitting in the garden. It's sunny. Drinking a peroni.
You may live vicariously for 10 mins.
But then I've got to take kiddo to football practice

Are you in the same universe or an alternative dimension?

 

[hugh_jarce69]

The office step challenge for March.

How big is the step at the office?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Evening.

Whats for tea?

 

[PotNoodle79]

I've pressed the magic button that makes someone drive to me with food.

 

[StrentWriter]

Evening.

Whats for tea?

Sinaya. I am being highly indulgent during Ramadan.

 

[joclfc]

Evening.

Whats for tea?

Just had left over from the weekend Chinese mmmm

 

[Wand3rlust]

I've pressed the magic button that makes someone drive to me with food.

Living the dream.

 

[hugh_jarce69]

Evening.

Whats for tea?

Mushroom omelette