Valentines 2026

[Rob_Royale]

What do you do about the husband whose wife goes out with someone else on Feb 14?

In real life? The name of a good divorce attorney.
Here on Lit? A video of the date he's missing.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I think it could be fun and even romantic:

1. Wife is an escort. The 14th is a busy high-paying day. So we get various perspectives. Her date describes the elegance she gives off, how he showers her in gifts, how he notices where the wedding band was and how the moans he draws from her are proof of how he’s number 1 in her mind.

We have hubbie at home, who is stressing over not pulling in more money and the more modest gift he could get and the homemade dessert he cobbled together.

Then we get wife’s perspective, how the whole time she was just wanting to go home and how when her hubbie sees her she lights up and how she adores his handmade gift and when they make love she doesn’t even have to act cause he knows her so well.

2. Wife is a camgirl: she keeps her marriage a secret from her fans and she is doing a V-day stream with her girlfriends. But she throws in little touches that let hubbie know she’s thinking of him and does a couple touches during a JOI session that lets him know she’s talking by directly to him.

 

[sirhugs]

Brandnewbuddy has not posted since Thursday. So apparently he is not commited to updating this thread daily. That's fine, daily updates have always been my practice so he's not excepted to.
I tried for a bit to make sure there was a daily post, but as you can tell by the tone of the posts, my just isn't into it.
So I'm leaving it pinned here for te run of the contest, but it is going to take a village to support it.
currently seeing it here just makes me more sad.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Well, frankly you kept poo pooing ideas (and then when I do post some, even if I’m just listing all the possibilities you tell me to chop them down) and bringing down the mood so I lost interest.

Anywho:

Over the years Cupid got incorporated into Valentine’s Day so what about some ideas with him and his family?

MC finds an old ritual to pray to Cupid and does so for Valentine’s When they do though, the god appears but things don’t go quite as expected

1. Cupid doesn’t really do the arrow thing anymore but he’s sympathetic so he will make a diluted version (the target will show some interest but isn’t going to be head over heels) but it will take a bit.

While MC waits, Cupid’s daughter, Hedon comes out. See since her mom was raised human and her dad is more down to earth, she isn’t into the whole divine incest thing. But she’s the god of pleasure so she’s constantly horny. MC slips off with her and they have a day of wild fucking

2. MC is married and wants to respark their marriage by having both them and their spouse shot for Valentine’s Day. Cupid is intrigued but before he can say anything, Aphrodite pops out and says MC should have come to her. Before MC can defend themself, Hera arrives and says that since MC is married, they should have come to her.

Now MC has to pick which god to go with and there are consequences for each.

 

[sirhugs]

you post is way too long. Please edit it or split it into two or I will.
Thank you

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Hubby works overseas and wife has been trying to keep the spark going with naughty phone sex, boudoir shots, and video sexting.

Her stepson has moved back in and has been helping around the house but they keep stepping on each others toes. Leading to fights.

On Valentine’s Day, hubby had to work but wife decides to try and send him an extra sexy message about how much she wishes he was back home.

…of course, she accidentally sent it to her stepson who had planned on hanging out with his friends but when he sees the message, he runs home and kisses her over and over, saying how he always hoped she felt that way about him and that he’s sorry things have been so tense.

She’s already still wet from the message so she fucks him before explaining the mistake

 

[Carnevil9]

Over the years Cupid got incorporated into Valentine’s Day so what about some ideas with him and his family?

I can see the Marketing department at Hallmark having trouble selling Valentine's Day cards. So they start brainstorming pitchmen to use, and someone comes up with the idea of Cupid. It's brilliant! Unfortunately, he isn't interested. So they send their most persuasive sales rep to convince him. And she turns out to be veeeeery persuasive, showing him some techniques that even the God of Love had never heard of before......

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Adult boutique has been struggling and they need to kill sales in February. But town isn’t as interested.

Employees come up with an idea though: they advertise a “lingerie special” for Valentine’s Day.

Pay a certain amount and you get to buy used lingerie from the staff. Pay a bit more and you get to pick the lingerie. Pay more and they’ll strip it off in front of you. Pay a lot more and you’ll get the “creamy lingerie” special where you get to go in the back and help make the lingeries nice and wet

 

[MikeXIrons]

A husband, trying to reignite some romance, but nervous about getting something super sexy (like HE wants to see her in), so he gives his wife a gift certificate for the high end lingerie store for her to pick out something herself. She’s a little miffed at a gift certificate instead of him making the effort to select something, but heads there anyhow, intending to find something to make herself feel good, not what HE wants to see her in.

She tries on several things, and likes the way she looks in the mirror, but, keeps rejecting them because she thinks they might be too much what her husband wants to see, and she’s still a little pissed. A (handsome young muscular) store assistant notices her indecision and frustration, asks if she needs assistance and offers her a coffee or wine, or champagne while she shops (it’s a high end place). She explains that she’s looking for something she’d look good in, but, not some slutty thing her husband probably wants to see her in. The assistant fetches some options for her.

She looks in the mirror and the first one makes her look HOT. The assistant calls through the changing room door, “How’s it look? I bet it perfectly accentuates your breasts. Let’s have a look.” She thinks “He’s right. He knows his lingerie.” Then she thinks, “He’s probably gay”, and gets past her shyness and opens the door. He looks her up and down, “Yup, I knew it. Sexy. Now try the red one. I bet it will be even better on you… making those hips look irresistible!”.

She closes the door and tries on the next one, then open the door. He looks her up and down again and asks her to turn. She does. “Irresistible", he says. The lump in his pants lets her know he is NOT gay. She spends the afternoon trying on outfits, getting wet and teasing him rock hard, until, after one crotchless set that he declares her “fuckable” in, she invites him into the dressing room to verify that the “crotchless” panties really can be worn while being fucked.

She brings several pairs home to show her husband who very much enjoys how sexy (and horny!) his wife is whenever she wears her Valentine's Day lingerie. He thinks “best present ever” to himself. She confirms that they make her feel very sexy, irresistible, and very very fuckable. She thinks “best present ever”.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Senior class decides to pull a prank on a shy classmate (could be girl or guy): everyone (class of 300) buys them a red carnation. So they on Valentine’s Day they’ll have a massive load of carnations that declare secret crushes on them. Maybe they plan on also including a meet up note which the class won’t show for, or maybe the classmate will just know the class is mocking them.

Teacher with a bit of magical knowledge finds out and puts a spell on the carnations: the moment they get delivered everyone’s fake crush becomes real and now they are falling over themselves to earn their classmate’s affection

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Another Flower based one:

So in the language of flowers a Rose mean desire but there’s other flowers that represent lust.

Overprotective Dad is extra protective of his daughter, even though she is in college now. Valentine’s Day she gets roses sent by a bunch of suitors and while she doesn’t express any interest, he goes off on them. But she also gets a bunch of Colliander from a girl in her class. Daughter explains her friend is really into cooking and was wanting to meet up to practice.

So dad lets her go over there though he drives by just to make sure no guys come by.

Course if he knew the language of flowers he’d know he didn’t have to worry about guys coming over

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

one of the big problems with Valentine’s Day in the Midwest is that it’s in freaking winter. You might have the perfect date planned and then 12 inches of snow decide to drop on your town.

1. Roommates housemates/etc decide that if their dates can’t make it they’ll just celebrate with each other


2. Snow plow operator/tow truck driver loves operating on Valentine’s Day as people and businesses are willing to pay a bonus (and often a non monetary one) to get the roads cleared for their dates and rescued motorists whose V-day plans got ruined are open to some new ones

 

[spiderboi]

one of the big problems with Valentine’s Day in the Midwest is that it’s in freaking winter. You might have the perfect date planned and then 12 inches of snow decide to drop on your town.

1. Roommates housemates/etc decide that if their dates can’t make it they’ll just celebrate with each other

Could really easily run with this on the incest front. A brother and sister get snowed in on Valentine's Day when they both had plans for hot dates and were hoping to get laid. They're alone. They're drunk. There's Folgers brewing... it's simple, but I like it.

If I hadn't just come up with a mother/son story today, I might have gone with that.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

Thought of this while hitting up a local “last minute gift” fair.

Partner forgets to get a V-Day gift for their partner and runs to a shop where they only have last minutes grab bags. They go home and have to improvise with whatever’s in the bag.

For example: wife comes home to her wife, who opens up the little black bag…and inside is a fleshlight. Neither of them have cocks. How does she try and roll with it?

Wife promised something sexy for her husband and figured a $10 grab bag from the novelty store wouldn’t be anything too big, based on the weight, she’s figuring maybe a big dildo…it’s a violet wand, candles, and a flog and hubby looks really eager to try it out on her.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

MC’s partner died last Valentine’s Day. This year, they start going through their partner’s things and find the gift they never got to receive: a box of chocolates and a card saying their partner is always there for them.

This of course makes MC tear up and they decide, what the hell? Let’s have some chocolate! She opens the box and bites down on one…and then she comes to in a place that looks like her bedroom but isn’t. And then her partner walks into the room

1. The chocolates let MC go back to any past Valentine’s Day Date they had with their partner from start to finish. But there’s only a few chocolates.

2. The chocolates send MC to parallel universes where their partner is alive, but might not be physically like they were before. If she finishes a chocolate she gets only 24 hours in one of these worlds but if she leaves it half eaten she can stay there as long as she wants. Does she find happiness with a new version of her partner, or does she decide to move on?