Valentine's Day Antidote

[butters]

I said your mouth was beautiful
so you kissed me

I said your mouth was beautiful
so you kissed me

I said your mouth was beautiful
so you kissed me

one of these times
you will take me in your mouth
and I will be able to compare
you with your sister!

ahhhahahahahahaha

 

[UnderYourSpell]

nah, maybe a trifle tangy ...

i think you mistake me for someone else

I went to a chatroom meet once and somebody brought a blow up doll ...... she certainly had a lot of fun being seen at the table at diiner (the waiter had a fit) several times at the bar, in someones shower (so I heard!) and finally waving out of someones back car window!

 

[butters]

I went to a chatroom meet once and somebody brought a blow up doll ...... she certainly had a lot of fun being seen at the table at diiner (the waiter had a fit) several times at the bar, in someones shower (so I heard!) and finally waving out of someones back car window!

oooh! a bit like Terry Seton in Rear View Mirror? (since we're on about films)

as for your blow up babe, the waiter should have only expressed surprise if she actually managed all 3 courses

 

[bronzeage]

I went to a chatroom meet once and somebody brought a blow up doll ...... she certainly had a lot of fun being seen at the table at diiner (the waiter had a fit) several times at the bar, in someones shower (so I heard!) and finally waving out of someones back car window!

This is the fate of most blowup dolls. They are purchased just to be a gag gift. I was given one for my 35th birthday. She was a lot of fun. Everyone took a turn inflating her.

She was as sexy as a pink air mattress and felt about the same, but what can you expect for $9.

 

[butters]

This is the fate of most blowup dolls. They are purchased just to be a gag gift. I was given one for my 35th birthday. She was a lot of fun. Everyone took a turn inflating her.

She was as sexy as a pink air mattress and felt about the same, but what can you expect for $9.

but did she dip your cigar to moisten it, b? i mean, nine dollars are nine dollars

 

[UnderYourSpell]

oooh! a bit like Terry Seton in Rear View Mirror? (since we're on about films)

as for your blow up babe, the waiter should have only expressed surprise if she actually managed all 3 courses

As I recall she ended up under the table long before anyone else!

This is the fate of most blowup dolls. They are purchased just to be a gag gift. I was given one for my 35th birthday. She was a lot of fun. Everyone took a turn inflating her.

She was as sexy as a pink air mattress and felt about the same, but what can you expect for $9.

..... and you can't even give them a love bite or they go wheeeeeeeee and fly out the window

 

[butters]

As I recall she ended up under the table long before anyone else!



..... and you can't even give them a love bite or they go wheeeeeeeee and fly out the window

slut doll!

add it to the new thread, annie!

 

[mynameisben]

$9 is too rich for my blood. So I've learned how to make my own blow-up love dolls from trash can liner bags. Hefty's Cinch Sak kitchen bags are my favorite. Though a bit pricey, they are a good, tear-resistant bag with a 13 gallon capacity. Yet at a very sensual 0.900 mil per bag, they are thin enough to warm quickly and they are sensitivity friendly. Their pouty mouths wrinkle in just the right way, and the dangly yellow pull strings are perfectly situated to tickle my, um . . . fancy. Wal*Mart carries them. $11.95 gets you a box of 30. That's only 40 cents per bag!

But times are hard. $11.95 is pretty tough for me to come by all at once. I'm waiting for them to go on sale or for a coupon. Luckily, my next door neighbor buys the garden Cinch Saks. When I saw those 45-gallon black beauties for the first time out on the curb, lining his cans on the morning before the trucks came, my eyes nearly fell out of my head! That clueless numbskull used them only once, and he filled them with yard waste. Yard waste, ha! I flipped all three of them over into their cans, patted their bottoms, and freed them of their organic befoulments. I slunk away with a huge grin on my face, nearly running to hose them off in my back yard. They were gorgeous! Not a one of them was punctured, not a stretch mark to be seen. I held them to my face and drew a deep, luxurious breath. Ahhhh! Hefty's patented Odor-Blok technology is worth every penny. Those 45-gal's can take a lot of abuse at 1.2 mils apiece. They held together for nearly two months!

A word to the wise: If you're gonna go with the outdoor bags, spend the money up front and buy yourself a decent mechanical air pump. I had some serious explaining to do this morning to the local authorities. As if three unlined cans filled with grass clippings, two and a half Hefty Cinch Sak bags filled with breath, and a naked man passed out on the curb in front of his neighbor's lawn really needs explaining.

It's harassment. They told me to get my dumb ass indoors and they'd only charge me with littering, instead of public indecency.

"And take the bags with you!"

I suppressed a smile and obeyed.

I hope everyone else had a much better Valentine's Day.

 

[butters]

$9 is too rich for my blood. So I've learned how to make my own blow-up love dolls from trash can liner bags. Hefty's Cinch Sak kitchen bags are my favorite. Though a bit pricey, they are a good, tear-resistant bag with a 13 gallon capacity. Yet at a very sensual 0.900 mil per bag, they are thin enough to warm quickly and they are sensitivity friendly. Their pouty mouths wrinkle in just the right way, and the dangly yellow pull strings are perfectly situated to tickle my, um . . . fancy. Wal*Mart carries them. $11.95 gets you a box of 30. That's only 40 cents per bag!

But times are hard. $11.95 is pretty tough for me to come by all at once. I'm waiting for them to go on sale or for a coupon. Luckily, my next door neighbor buys the garden Cinch Saks. When I saw those 45-gallon black beauties for the first time out on the curb, lining his cans on the morning before the trucks came, my eyes nearly fell out of my head! That clueless numbskull used them only once, and he filled them with yard waste. Yard waste, ha! I flipped all three of them over into their cans, patted their bottoms, and freed them of their organic befoulments. I slunk away with a huge grin on my face, nearly running to hose them off in my back yard. They were gorgeous! Not a one of them was punctured, not a stretch mark to be seen. I held them to my face and drew a deep, luxurious breath. Ahhhh! Hefty's patented Odor-Blok technology is worth every penny. Those 45-gal's can take a lot of abuse at 1.2 mils apiece. They held together for nearly two months!

A word to the wise: If you're gonna go with the outdoor bags, spend the money up front and buy yourself a decent mechanical air pump. I had some serious explaining to do this morning to the local authorities. As if three unlined cans filled with grass clippings, two and a half Hefty Cinch Sak bags filled with breath, and a naked man passed out on the curb in front of his neighbor's lawn really needs explaining.

It's harassment. They told me to get my dumb ass indoors and they'd only charge me with littering, instead of public indecency.

"And take the bags with you!"

I suppressed a smile and obeyed.

I hope everyone else had a much better Valentine's Day.

fantastic! lmao

 

[bronzeage]

but did she dip your cigar to moisten it, b? i mean, nine dollars are nine dollars

Even though she was the deluxe 3 hole model, there were no fluids included in the package.

Note, for anyone reading this thread: Do not use this method to moisten a cigar. It is not good for you or the cigar.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

$9 is too rich for my blood. So I've learned how to make my own blow-up love dolls from trash can liner bags. Hefty's Cinch Sak kitchen bags are my favorite. Though a bit pricey, they are a good, tear-resistant bag with a 13 gallon capacity. Yet at a very sensual 0.900 mil per bag, they are thin enough to warm quickly and they are sensitivity friendly. Their pouty mouths wrinkle in just the right way, and the dangly yellow pull strings are perfectly situated to tickle my, um . . . fancy. Wal*Mart carries them. $11.95 gets you a box of 30. That's only 40 cents per bag!

But times are hard. $11.95 is pretty tough for me to come by all at once. I'm waiting for them to go on sale or for a coupon. Luckily, my next door neighbor buys the garden Cinch Saks. When I saw those 45-gallon black beauties for the first time out on the curb, lining his cans on the morning before the trucks came, my eyes nearly fell out of my head! That clueless numbskull used them only once, and he filled them with yard waste. Yard waste, ha! I flipped all three of them over into their cans, patted their bottoms, and freed them of their organic befoulments. I slunk away with a huge grin on my face, nearly running to hose them off in my back yard. They were gorgeous! Not a one of them was punctured, not a stretch mark to be seen. I held them to my face and drew a deep, luxurious breath. Ahhhh! Hefty's patented Odor-Blok technology is worth every penny. Those 45-gal's can take a lot of abuse at 1.2 mils apiece. They held together for nearly two months!

A word to the wise: If you're gonna go with the outdoor bags, spend the money up front and buy yourself a decent mechanical air pump. I had some serious explaining to do this morning to the local authorities. As if three unlined cans filled with grass clippings, two and a half Hefty Cinch Sak bags filled with breath, and a naked man passed out on the curb in front of his neighbor's lawn really needs explaining.

It's harassment. They told me to get my dumb ass indoors and they'd only charge me with littering, instead of public indecency.

"And take the bags with you!"

I suppressed a smile and obeyed.

I hope everyone else had a much better Valentine's Day.

 

[theognis]

$9 is too rich for my blood. So I've learned how to make my own blow-up love dolls from trash can liner bags. Hefty's Cinch Sak kitchen bags are my favorite. Though a bit pricey, they are a good, tear-resistant bag with a 13 gallon capacity. Yet at a very sensual 0.900 mil per bag, they are thin enough to warm quickly and they are sensitivity friendly. Their pouty mouths wrinkle in just the right way, and the dangly yellow pull strings are perfectly situated to tickle my, um . . . fancy. Wal*Mart carries them. $11.95 gets you a box of 30. That's only 40 cents per bag!

But times are hard. $11.95 is pretty tough for me to come by all at once. I'm waiting for them to go on sale or for a coupon. Luckily, my next door neighbor buys the garden Cinch Saks. When I saw those 45-gallon black beauties for the first time out on the curb, lining his cans on the morning before the trucks came, my eyes nearly fell out of my head! That clueless numbskull used them only once, and he filled them with yard waste. Yard waste, ha! I flipped all three of them over into their cans, patted their bottoms, and freed them of their organic befoulments. I slunk away with a huge grin on my face, nearly running to hose them off in my back yard. They were gorgeous! Not a one of them was punctured, not a stretch mark to be seen. I held them to my face and drew a deep, luxurious breath. Ahhhh! Hefty's patented Odor-Blok technology is worth every penny. Those 45-gal's can take a lot of abuse at 1.2 mils apiece. They held together for nearly two months!

A word to the wise: If you're gonna go with the outdoor bags, spend the money up front and buy yourself a decent mechanical air pump. I had some serious explaining to do this morning to the local authorities. As if three unlined cans filled with grass clippings, two and a half Hefty Cinch Sak bags filled with breath, and a naked man passed out on the curb in front of his neighbor's lawn really needs explaining.

It's harassment. They told me to get my dumb ass indoors and they'd only charge me with littering, instead of public indecency.

"And take the bags with you!"

I suppressed a smile and obeyed.

I hope everyone else had a much better Valentine's Day.

It took a twisted mind to write that. A very funny twisted mind.

"45-gal's"

XD