Validate Me

Best outfit?

  • Black tee and jeans!

    Votes: 8 36.4%
  • Underwear and nothing else

    Votes: 5 22.7%
  • Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all

    Votes: 9 40.9%

  • Total voters
    22
Just to break up the awful smutty pictures of me naked, here's a nice one of me completely innocently reading a good book.

Does anyone like hands?

Lol - I wouldn't say hands . . . I just like men reading books ;)
 
Oh! Gifs as promised. WOW!!!

I like gifs a lot.:D
 
Thank you. Counterpoint: you are sexually incredible, and your body is absolutely to die for. Where do I sign up for lifetime subscription to your thread?



Life update for thread followers: I am extremely horny right now.

Thank you. :kiss: I'm sure I have an application somewhere around here. Want to help me look? ;)
 
Always happy to see a fellow bibliophile. Come back anytime, there'll probably be books eventually. ;)


Uploading a couple of pictures for those who like hollows - clavicles, lips and the like.

My ugly face:

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My alright collarbone:

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Stop trying to convince people that you are ugly or mediocre. It's never going to work.

:rolleyes:
 
You are so so sexy. And I loved The Ocean at the End of the Lane. I'm a big fan of this thread. :D
 
Oh, I completely forgot! Sorry everyone. Well, I guess it's storytime...

So, I'm tragically straight, but my girlfriend - lets call her S - is bi. We have a friend, lets call her V, who is also bi and recently confessed to having a crush on both of us. Now, we've experimented with threesomes before (and even one foursome), but this is the first time we've had someone we could play with regularly. And we have been.

S was away for Easter, so V came over at the weekend and fucked me. We were at it for hours, and kept S updated over IM, with pictures. After a couple of days of teasing, S came home in a state of wet, willing submission. She said she would do whatever we wanted, wear whatever we wanted - so we took her home and made her dress up and down for us until we found a dress we liked. Then V and I tied her to a chair and went down on each other in front of her while she squirmed. Eventually - to my surprise - she was begging, literally begging, to suck my cock.

I teased her for a few minutes, then pulled the chair up to the bed and let her go. It was the wettest, noisiest and most enthusiastic blowjob I've ever had. Eventually we let her go and fucked her, using every toy and every position until she came, screaming. Then V and I brought each other off.

That's it. Good weekend, overall.

Damn. You are living the dream, baby.
 
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