Veg in your Vag!

Have you used vegetables as a dildo?

  • Yes, often

    Votes: 27 31.0%
  • Yes, maybe once

    Votes: 31 35.6%
  • No

    Votes: 18 20.7%
  • Are you crazy? Never have, never will!

    Votes: 11 12.6%

  • Total voters
    87
could not resist

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I too put often, but it's not a consistent thing. I occasionally hunt out or find interesting shaped veggies while shopping. Obviously coz I'm horny. I bring them home and show hubby, we often try them together, though sometimes on my own. Yesterday was a sweet potato that was really curly and a great spot tantaliser
 
I have attempted a huge zucchini and failed, though carrots and cucumbers are commonly used. I'd like to try corn. Good ridges, though extra wet excitement would be required there. You would really have to want it.
Maybe I'm just a bit odd.... After all, I've never tried a hairbrush.
The sweet potato had amazing size and shape, I gushed all over it 3 times. Makes me want to try it again now, my nipples are hardening and I'm getting hot down there.
 
I have attempted a huge zucchini and failed, though carrots and cucumbers are commonly used. I'd like to try corn. Good ridges, though extra wet excitement would be required there. You would really have to want it.
Maybe I'm just a bit odd.... After all, I've never tried a hairbrush.
The sweet potato had amazing size and shape, I gushed all over it 3 times. Makes me want to try it again now, my nipples are hardening and I'm getting hot down there.

Interesting!

I bet that would be the sweetest of sweet potatoes! :D

The corn thing started as a joke but if it works...
 
Well, my cucumber isn't too big but hey it's about how you use it right? lol

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The choices for answers are a bit limited, Yes, often or Yes, maybe once, No. I am definitely more than once but hard pressed to say often, a fifth choice of Sometimes would be a nice way to answer.
 
1. Crooked Neck Squash (Works wonders on the G-Spot)

2. Cucumber

3. Banana
 
I'm more and more into veg. It's a nondescript way of keeping sex toys! Family can't see what's in front of them, though I promise I don't serve them after I've used them. Compost.
 
Recently, a very thick carrot. I'm sure there's also been a cucumber or a courgette up there at some point. That's what they're called, right? The little zucchini? Courgette?

Yep - courgettes - they were a particular favourite of an ex of mine. Also, to anyone who hasn't yet tried them - strawberries have a lot to recommend them - they have an ever so slightly hairy texture that I'm told, feels delicious when run up between the labia and across the clit - also tastes delicious when mashed into the girlie bits before consumption
 
Spring means fresh vegetables. Doesn't the government recommend that we ingest 5 a day?
 
Cucumbers
Celery
Sweet potato
Corn on the cob
Carrots
Parsnips
Bananas
Avocado
I put yes often, but a sometimes option would have been a better answer for me, as it's been a while! My One would send me the market with a list and a smirk and I'd know i wasn't going to be cooking with any of them!!!
 
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