Waiter, waiter, there's a pun in my soup...

[Curious_in_Cali]

Please don't tweet about it. The birds of a feather will come flocking.

Oh grey, I goose you're white, not everyone is down with that kind of fluff.

 

[dumbeg4]

It's made of starling stuff.

 

[dumbeg4]

"I can't find the waiter."
" There's a bell next to the till. Buzz hard."

 

[dumbeg4]

The soup's so cold,my tits have gone blue.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

you dove in too fast

 

[CharChar123]

I am actually dying of laughter here.

//claps

 

[Fish_Tales]

Really? That bird was supposed to be in the mag-pie!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I think it needs to be wormed up a little.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

A bird in the flan is worth two in the borsht.

 

[champagne1982]

A bird in the flan is worth two in the borsht.

You can't beet a good borscht!

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

A bird in the flan is worth two in the borsht.

You can't beet a good borscht!

I betting a bird in a bowl of hot soup is gonna get borschterous.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

You can't beet a good borscht!

Now you're getting to the root of things - don't get carrot away.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Now you're getting to the root of things - don't get carrot away.

Or you could just start and see what ingredients turnip.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

lettuce pray ........ there'll be joy and laughter and peas ever after

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

lettuce pray ........ there'll be joy and laughter and peas ever after

Whirled peas?

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Whirled peas?

Romaine thing to remember about whirled peas is that it starts in our hearts.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Romaine thing to remember about whirled peas is that it starts in our hearts.

Mushy peas then?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Mushy peas then?

Pod in my ignorance, but I have not seed them peapared that way.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Pod in my ignorance, but I have not seed them peapared that way.

When is comes to peaparing these peasing pods, there is inseed a peaponderance of ways! Admittedly I have not expearienced them this way either, but it does not seem a peaposturous suggestion. Hmm, I soupose we could all split it?

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You've bean celerybrating (groan!) unpealed pods incorrectly don't turnip your nose couscous of this

 

[Boundlife]

Puns are the lowest form of humour, I'm going to have to give you the cold chowder.
(Or the highest, depends who you are talking to )

 

[UnderYourSpell]

awwwwww now I feel like a heel and who nose when I might kneed to keep abreast of the situation ....... bottoms up (an English expression please google it !)

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

awwwwww now I feel like a heel and who nose when I might kneed to keep abreast of the situation ....... bottoms up (an English expression please google it !)

No need to feel down in the mouth*. I have an ankling that puns are an arch form, requiring feets of daring, and attempted only by writing royalty, such as a a prints, with a footman.



*unless you've been sucking on a pillow.

 

[Fish_Tales]

I just want to shoe the footman away as keeps stepping on my toes.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Someday my Prints will come