Wat’s Carbon Water-N-Stuff Thread - Concepts In Iron And Wood!!!

[AceDesSpades]

... and then pretend that we meant to.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If we got half-shells . . . .


https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1e/d6/be/1ed6bed7439ef7cd616ea62ec689d3fc.jpg

 

[AceDesSpades]

There is so.

It's Elitist Pig-Latin for 'Ntrance-eh...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I got your/ur/you're In Trance . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

Tear down that wall!

Not another brick!

We don't need nomo...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudd'n' . . . .


Oh Santa:


https://royaltigerimports.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/10/3-50-scaled.jpg

 

[AceDesSpades]

Clean, simple function. A beetlegun.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Beetlegun...,

Beetle...,

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Ain't much simple about it, but Elegant, yes. It's too fiddly for regular use.

 

[AceDesSpades]

German engineering or was it on a Swiss watch...?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

That one is German engineering built by the Swiss.


And never issued.

 

[AceDesSpades]

It gives issues instead.


(afterthought: post-war lend-lease buyback program)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Swiss missed that war.


The other one, too.


No matter the order.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Just when I thought it couldn't get any crazier:

You can spare us the inevitable "look how progressive these picks for the Trump administration are" thread, PB Deplorables. No one is fooled.

• RoryN
• Yesterday at 5:45 PM

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[Wat_Tyler]

It still whingers like no one else, but at least it's spayed.

 

[AceDesSpades]

Like the uT00b dog that walks on forepaws and sprays the wall?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

They'd best be careful or Trump will appoint Christie Noem to be in charge of Nuisance Housepets-fer-brains . . . .

 

[AceDesSpades]

Put her in charge of the pound (tent cities)...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I'm not sure she could competently run a booth at a church bizarre.


Schpelling N-10-shunnull

 

[AceDesSpades]

She would be ensconced in the royal dunk chair...

Proving she's not a witch.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Only if you held her under for long enough to be convincing.

 

[AceDesSpades]

If she drowns, she's just a disciplined bwitch...

 

[AceDesSpades]

In my morning reading I see that despite the best efforts of climate-change activists to produce disaster, Georgia has had another magnificent peach crop.

Wanna shake that tree? It's not walnut...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The Allman Brothers would be pleased if they weren't dead.

 

[AceDesSpades]

They's the peach pits now...