Were you ever late for work because of sex?

[cubbyfire04]

I actually called in sick while my wife was riding me 2 weeks ago .

She jumped me getting out of the shower and laughed in my face when I said "honey, I'm gonna be late for work!" She just handed me the phone and said, "better come up with an excuse then huh...?" She smiled, winked at me as I made the call to my boss, and showed no mercy as I struggled through the call. Totally worth a day off PTO!

 

[KindredFlame]

I actually called in sick while my wife was riding me 2 weeks ago .

She jumped me getting out of the shower and laughed in my face when I said "honey, I'm gonna be late for work!" She just handed me the phone and said, "better come up with an excuse then huh...?" She smiled, winked at me as I made the call to my boss, and showed no mercy as I struggled through the call. Totally worth a day off PTO!

Has to be done. I did make my wife late for the train before Christmas I was so busy finger fucking her we didn’t realise the train was on the station. So as it pulled out I had to lick my fingers and race to Honiton station where I knew it had a ten minute stop over for some reason. Made it with two minutes to spare.

 

[LegendInMyOwnMind]

Took a sick day once. Made my then-wife late several times that first year. Never tardy myself, I worked a somewhat later shift than she did. BTW, I once had a boss who would have congratulated me if I called in fucked. Alas, I had no partner at the time.

 

[Stephie02]

All day he shuffled electronic memos to different offices and resolving issues that the basic operations officers were unable to resolve. Lunch was 12:00 until 13:05 where he visited one of the three food outlets that were on the block where his offices stood. But this day was different as he sat down, with the expectation of seeing Dawn the attractive redhead who normally served him, he was left waiting.

“I am sorry sir, this is my first day. What can I get you.” This dimple faced college student asked.

“I will have my usual please with the blackberry pie please.” John asked.

“Sorry mister what number is your usual.” The small breasted girl said while poring him a coffee.

“The daily special. Miss, my usual is the daily special.” John said looking at her face that almost had a tear in her eye.

“Please forgive me my dear, we all have to learn.” John said as she turned and walked away

I really like your writing, just wanted to let you know!

 

[MrMannson]

My ex slept over once, when I was still living at home actually. I started work at 8, usually. She woke me up at 7:40. I was sleeping on my back, and I soon felt her dive under the blankets and pull my shorts down, grabbing my cock with her mouth and began sucking. I was hard already, and couldn’t help flipping her on her back and drove my cock into her pussy as I spread her legs. I was so hard and horny I came instantly, like 10 thrusts in. I quickly pulled my jeans on, grabbed my keys, and left her laying on my bed, legs apart, and a full creampie. I made it to work at 8:01. My boss seemed annoyed but I worked with a smile all day.

 

[CX726577]

Used to give a co-worker a ride to work off and on. Often we'd have "car" or "traffic" trouble and be a bit late

 

[KindredFlame]

I really like your writing, just wanted to let you know!

Thank you. I am playing with an idea. Based on this late theme.

 

[Stephie02]

Thank you. I am playing with an idea. Based on this late theme.

Yeah you could probably get a lot of story ideas out of this thread

 

[KindredFlame]

I like the one where he was late home. The new girl in the lunch shop is going to his reason but not thought how to get it there yet.

 

[Stephie02]

I like the one where he was late home. The new girl in the lunch shop is going to his reason but not thought how to get it there yet.

Not a writer so not sure? But maybe he's the only customer nice to her? Like everyday he's there she drops or spills a customers order or whatever because she's nervous and clumsy, others yell at her or are mean, but he's always nice?

 

[KindredFlame]

Yes he is quite sharp with her at first but as he saw her innocent face and her arse as she walked away he gets a twinge in his groin, something he thought was long gone and never happened with his last server. Or his wife anymore even though he still loves her

 

[Daiseee]

I have. I was late getting to a client. He ironically asked when is the last time I had sex. Told him: this morning. He replies: THATS WHY YOU WERE LATE!

Yes but my boss was with me so no trouble became of it.

 

[Absolute_10]

Just Happened today

 

[sweetgirl430]

I'm a teacher, so I'm really crazy about being on time. But when I worked at a certain chain bookstore, I was late clocking in because I was sucking off my manager. Does that count?

 

[tommyt125]

I'm a teacher, so I'm really crazy about being on time. But when I worked at a certain chain bookstore, I was late clocking in because I was sucking off my manager. Does that count?

It does!

 

[LustALot]

I'm a teacher, so I'm really crazy about being on time. But when I worked at a certain chain bookstore, I was late clocking in because I was sucking off my manager. Does that count?

At least time and a half if I was that manager!

 

[LeSabreur]

My wife was fucking one of her bosses before we got together. They would frequently meet in his car during lunch and fuck, suck, etc. and she was always getting back late from lunch.

When we started up it was the same thing. We'd meet in the car or lying on a blanket in the park...sometimes under the blanket...I mean, you're lying there fucking slowly and deliciously so as not to attract attention. Are you going to stop just because the lunch break is over? Hell no!

 

[Stephie02]

Well if I was having sex with a guy there was a condom or it didn't happen

 

[Pavlovsdog6862]

I'm a teacher, so I'm really crazy about being on time. But when I worked at a certain chain bookstore, I was late clocking in because I was sucking off my manager. Does that count?

It does not! Once you started unzipping him , your on the clock ! Not late this time

 

[Iwatchedher]

Two occasions come to mind in regards to this question. The first was about 20 years ago, when we were driving back from our coast house to town early one morning because I had a big meeting mid morning. We were cutting it a bit fine time wise to get back in time for the meeting actually. My wife and I had enjoyed a lovely fuck in front of the fire the night before, and we were still in the sexy afterglow of that a bit that morning.

She was driving and she suggested that I take a nap so id be fresh for the meeting, I laid back the passenger seat and tried to nod off. After a couple of minutes she said ‘why don’t you masturbate? It will help you get to sleep’. I didn’t need to be asked twice. I undid my pants and pushed them down around my ankles and began to stroke. She looked across and admired the sight of me masturbating my hard cock appreciatively. I reached over and slid my free hand under her shirt and started to caress her tits through her bra. She took one hand off the wheel and dextrously undid her bra so that it hung free and I could caress her bare tits, she loves this and was soon purring nicely.

It was a mostly deserted country road so I unbuttoned her shirt and she slid it off somehow as she drove. So she was now driving along bare breasted as I stroked her bare tits and masturbated myself. We enjoyed this for about 10 minutes until a small sideroad appeared ahead. She slowed down and said…I really need you to fuck me’ so we turned off and drove 100 m or so down the road and stopped. It was a moderately secluded spot. She pushed herself up off the seat and slid her pants and panties down and off. She laid her seat back and opened her legs and i fingered her pussy…
To be continued…

 

[Iwatchedher]

…..and finger fucked her and kissed and nibbled her nipples till she came. The she swung herself over to my side of the car, straddled me facing back towards the back of the car and guided my cock into her very wet snd welcoming cunt and we had another lovely slow fuck. We hoped that someone would come along and see us, but alas they didnt. But by the time we’d finished and cleared ourselves up and got going again we’d lost 45 mins and I was late for the big meeting. I said we’d had a flat tyre….

The other was a time when my wife called me at wotk at lunchtime and asked me to come home at once to fuck her. I found her naked on a sun lounge in our secluded back garden madturbating. I moved her to the table, lay her out with her legs spread wide and fucked her standing up as she lay there. I was very late getting back to the office…

 

[Lorelei907]

Been late a couple of times. I love lingerie and love wearing something sexy under my clothes when I go to work. I have a lacy dark blue bra/panty set that is kryptonite for my girlfriend. If she sees me in it when I’m dressing in the morning for work she can’t help herself and starts kissing and caressing me. I can’t resist her advances so it always leads to sex and makes us both late to work. I’ve learned I have to hide from her while dressing if I decide to wear that set for the day.

 

[frosty3610]

Oh Hell Yes

 

[Cremecakes95]

I have. I was late getting to a client. He ironically asked when is the last time I had sex. Told him: this morning. He replies: THATS WHY YOU WERE LATE!

Yes it has happened once or twice. Sometimes a good release helps you finish the work day strong.

 

[SirSparky]

Not for work, but late for an appointment, namely picking ex up from work