What’s your most controversial opinion?

[Mo_Bandy]

In my defence, I didn’t know it was cheese wire or that there would be so much blood

Oh I thought was your cat scratching me.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Ooooooo role play *squeals

Are we talking Napoleon or like Gengis Kahn type shit? Cos I’m down either way. You know, with the camera. I’m helpful like that

Napoleon, Gandhi or any of those other short ones

 

[Random_NPC]

Humanity is just half a Moron away from completely destroying itself and the planet.

And it still comes across as morbidly humorous.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Humanity is just half a Moron away from completely destroying itself and the planet.

And it still comes across as morbidly humorous.

It is a good job that there is no humanity on Lit. It is full of fucking morons

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

Sometimes disassociating is self care.

 

[Strixaluco]

Sometimes disassociating is self care.

Well, it IS a coping method after all.

 

[Sundayschild]

It is a good job that there is no humanity on Lit. It is full of fucking morons

If they were fucking they probably wouldn't be here..

 

[AmberLGreen]

If they were fucking they probably wouldn't be here..

They still would because they are morons

 

[Sundayschild]

They still would because they are morons

Can't argue with evidence...

 

[Cat]

... am I the only thinking.. but how can they type with tied and busy hands..

 

[Sundayschild]

... am I the only thinking.. but how can they type with tied and busy hands..

You seem to be imagining this pretty closely

 

[Taegul]

My controversial opinion - I would be perfectly fine with fucking a woman while she posted about it on Lit. Doggy style might be appropriate.

 

[Sundayschild]

... am I the only thinking.. but how can they type with tied and busy hands..

Or see the screen with a blindfold...

 

[Cat]

You seem to be imagining this pretty closely

... It is a good thing to rule out all possibilities.. right?

 

[Taegul]

Voice 2 text FTW

 

[Cat]

Or see the screen with a blindfold...

Exactly!!

There is something veeeeeeery strange going on..

 

[Sundayschild]

... It is a good thing to rule out all possibilities.. right?

Won't the keyboard get covered in honey?

 

[Sundayschild]

Voice 2 text FTW

Mmmf mmf mmmff mf MFFFF!!

 

[Cat]

Won't the keyboard get covered in honey?

Nah.. well, it is just another form of honey trap..

 

[Cat]

Mmmf mmf mmmff mf MFFFF!!

Ball or tape?

 

[Sundayschild]

Voice 2 text FTW

I suspect we don't know the dirty shit she's into

 

[Taegul]

Mmmf mmf mmmff mf MFFFF!!

I think the autocorrect interpretations alone would make for a great thread idea.

 

[Sundayschild]

Ball or tape?

I was thinking something more personal

 

[Cat]

I was thinking something more personal

Oh... The stick! got it.

 

[Carson19820]

It's ok to brush your teeth in the shower.