Faux_Pas
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Variations on edible panties. *chuckle*
My neighbor has 4 dogs.
4. Big ass. Scary. Dogs.
No bacon.
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Variations on edible panties. *chuckle*
Freekles wants new edible undies.
That are very scary.
Variations on edible panties. *chuckle*
Stares at Mr. Petite
Out of bacon?!
Like for reals?
My neighbor has 4 dogs.
4. Big ass. Scary. Dogs.
No bacon.
I'm not actually designing them, though I did probably put more thought into it than was warranted...
walks over and pats him on the head
Pretty Petite.
Still.. imagine where the bacon grease would go?!
Looks at him.
Giggles
You're one depraved SOB.
Good luck Fauxy!
You're on your own.
Ok, ok, okaaaaayyyy....
walks over and pats him on the head
Pretty Petite.
Still.. imagine where the bacon grease would go?!
Looks at him.
Giggles
You're one depraved SOB.
Good luck Fauxy!
You're on your own.
Damn right, "ok".
*hides her butt*
Great, now he'll want to use it as nipple lube.
Thanks, Vi.
*pats her right back, though maybe a bit more forcefully*
Pretty little sprite....
*grins*
We already solved the grease issue earlier, but it's been established that it was a bad idea overall. Instead I'll settle for dribbling ice cream on a tasty little...
....
....oh boy. There my brain goes again...
Damn right, "ok".
*hides her butt*
Great, now he'll want to use it as nipple lube.
Thanks, Vi.
I don't know why I'm making such an argument for them, I'd much rather just have what's underneath.
Just bacon flavored?
Hands over the ice cream and gets out of reach
You have fun with that.. but uh.. we all want to watch.
You'll get me back. Just sic Bubbles on me.
Insta-revenge!
Also.. nipple lube for what?
You would.
No...I went off on a bacon-flavored tangent. Though what I'd really like under my tongue also has a salty tang...
*grins* Well, at least that won't ---uh... no, that doesn't work either.
WAIDRN?
Watching the 49ers redeem themselves.
I'm afraid of what goes on in that head.
Also, sorry I tried to eat your shiny balls.
Er, dice.
There we go.
It's ok, I forgive you. Just don't do that with all of my shiny stuff...most of it is inedible.
Most...?
But...
Some I can....?
...not sleeping...apparently...
waves sleepily
Wee-small-hours laundry, and watching Catfish.