fr33ks33k
Dream Eater
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- Oct 10, 2005
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I'm wondering if cops and other law enforcement can just SMELL me or something. From like..miles away.
Example. I go for a walk today. It was a really beautiful day. I might've wandered out on to a very tiny abandoned seaport. Probably used by a fisherman or two back in its day. I'm talkin tiny, folks. But hey. Its not fenced off and there are no signs. Fair game. I know the rules.
I'm sitting there. Sure it was a spot you'd tell your kids to get down from if they were playing. But I'm an adult. More or less. So yeah. I'm sitting there and I hear a car. Where I'm at, there aren't that many cars on the road. So its audibly noticeable.
I turn around. Its a cop car. Great. He parks, gets out, sorta stands there. Ehhhh. That's generally code for, okay, come down from there don't make me come up and get you.
I walk back. We say good morning and start small talk chitchatting. Me climbing around doesn't seem to be a problem. He just wants to talk. Yes hello good morning fellow badge holder. Okay maybe he wants to flirt a little. Aren't you sweet no I'm engaged.
Ah yes. No ring. The old man should probably fix that...We'll get to that...
Interesting morning it was.
Sounds quite...interesting. Maybe it's your perfume? *chuckle*