13Fantasies
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Thanks. Me too.Hope you're feeling better soon.
Second September in a row getting Covid
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Thanks. Me too.Hope you're feeling better soon.
Sorry to hear that. I got Covid twice in a row around Valentine's Day so I feel that.Thanks. Me too.
Second September in a row getting Covid
View attachment 2391649Yes click the watch icon at tue top of the threadIs there a way to subscribe to a thread so that you can see when it updates? I swear, if I have to try to hunt down that voice thread one more time...
Oh, the Watch button? I clicked it. We shall see.View attachment 2391649Yes click the watch icon at tue top of the thread
Apparently September Covid is my new Zodiac sign.Sorry to hear that. I got Covid twice in a row around Valentine's Day so I feel that.
I feel just terrible for you...I have to go partying and drinking in less than an hour and I'm still in work gear and horizontal and I need to get ready
Where do you work that you are horizontal? Painting church ceilings? Porn star? Mechanic?I have to go partying and drinking in less than an hour and I'm still in work gear and horizontal and I need to get ready
Yeah... You *have* to. And if you need to get ready stop sending me happiness statistics.I have to go partying and drinking in less than an hour and I'm still in work gear and horizontal and I need to get ready
https://media2.giphy.com/media/34srbsa8u4F8I/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952o19l6ppqsdg7hj4xlzznovmthpukucm8pls6bckh&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gI want her panties with her love parfume on them!!! God knows how far i will go for it !!!
French doesn’t make it any less kinkyI want her panties with her love parfume on them!!! God knows how far i will go for it !!!
Are you shushing me?Yeah... You *have* to. And if you need to get ready stop sending me happiness statistics.
A little higher that a widow after time to heal.Where do you think partying and drinking is on your happiness scale?
Are you that hoover guyI had a dream and it was so real I almost believed it to be true, then I checked Lit and realized it wasn't.
My username and password are so insanely simple(noooo, it's not password) I can't possibly forget. But if I do... I have an alt or two.![]()
Are you a butter, or margarine guy?And butter!
Butter for sure. Real butterAre you a butter, or margarine guy?
You and me both. I've thought about going to the grocery store and stalking people in the produce isle.Can I really be bothered to fire up the dating apps again? There has to be a better way.
Smoke signals maybe or incantations? Interpretive dance?
Anything other than mindless swiping.
You should try it and let me knowYou and me both. I've thought about going to the grocery store and stalking people in the produce isle.
Depending on what you wear to the gym, ain't nobody gonna be focused on your face.You should try it and let me know
I'm joining a gym this week. Gonna woo potential dates with my sweaty tomato face!
Definitely gonna work *nods*
