What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[LupineOne]

You are worse than the Packers for that

Truth. And I’m a Packers fan

 

[UnquietDreams]

Thinking gifs should be banned...

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[OrdinaryPerson]

This post made me sad, because it said boobs but there were no boobs. You need to make it up to me.

Stop trying to steal my scam

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

That Baker Mayfield to Mike Evans connection

 

[Bry1313]

Stop trying to steal my scam

But it always works for you

 

[SmokingFap]

Jesus Christ in a fucking InstaPot. I finally got this goddamn brown rice cooked to the point where it's at least not crunchy. I have reheated/cooked it twice since the first time (yesterday? December?), and I guess it's done now? I swear it took a total cook time of two hours. And you know what it tastes like? Whole wheat with butter.

 

[Bry1313]

Jesus Christ in a fucking InstaPot. I finally got this goddamn brown rice cooked to the point where it's at least not crunchy. I have reheated/cooked it twice since the first time (yesterday? December?), and I guess it's done now? I swear it took a total cook time of two hours. And you know what it tastes like? Whole wheat with butter.

Just make delicious, easy to cook, white rice

 

[SmokingFap]

Just make delicious, easy to cook, white rice

No shit. Thought I'd try something new, but fuck that. Instant white rice for me from now on.

 

[DannieB]

Jesus Christ in a fucking InstaPot. I finally got this goddamn brown rice cooked to the point where it's at least not crunchy. I have reheated/cooked it twice since the first time (yesterday? December?), and I guess it's done now? I swear it took a total cook time of two hours. And you know what it tastes like? Whole wheat with butter.

I thought we gave up on this, you glutton for punishment

 

[kathyisgr65]

I really need to get my shit together..I need to get my private jet ASAP...

 

[DannieB]

No shit. Thought I'd try something new, but fuck that. Instant white rice for me from now on.

I mean, you don’t have to get crazy and go instant.

 

[SmokingFap]

I thought we gave up on this, you glutton for punishment

I had actually tried to make a really nice dish. Some chicken stock, sliced leeks, fresh rosemary, butter, garlic and paprika, salt and pepper. Forced myself to keep cooking it, just because of all the ingredients I put in it. And now I can't taste any of that crap, and it's at least two hours of my life I'll never get back.

But I'm not bitter.

 

[Bry1313]

No shit. Thought I'd try something new, but fuck that. Instant white rice for me from now on.

Let’s not be drastic, the normal white rice is easy enough, simmer for 15 minutes covered and you are good

 

[SmokingFap]

I mean, you don’t have to get crazy and go instant.

I need to recoup the two hours I wasted on this crap.

 

[DannieB]

I need to recoup the two hours I wasted on this crap.

As long as you’re not microwaving rice

 

[SmokingFap]

As long as you’re not microwaving rice

Ooh! Ooh! That's right! Uncle Ben's microwavable rice! Thanks, Dannie!

 

[DannieB]

Ooh! Ooh! That's right! Uncle Ben's microwavable rice! Thanks, Dannie!

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[Bry1313]

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This is the correct response to that abomination of a post. White rice is soooooo easy, 2 to 1 ratio water to rice, some salt, boil, cover, simmer 15 minutes, fluff with a fork, profit.

 

[DannieB]

You can even be super lazy and get this nifty thing called a “rice cooker”

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

Bucs need to clean up the penalties

 

[AtramentousRex]

My magic power is the ability to piss anyone off without trying.

 

[barefootgirl69]

You can even be super lazy and get this nifty thing called a “rice cooker”

I use my Instant Pot. Pot-in-pot. Game changer!

 

[Chillygirl]

As a person of Asian descent this rice talk is making me sad. Sticky white rice and rice cookers are gifts from heaven.

 

[barefootgirl69]

As a person of Asian descent this rice talk is making me sad. Sticky white rice and rice cookers are gifts from heaven.

I'm just doing the best I can in this crazy world! *sobs*

 

[Chillygirl]

I'm just doing the best I can in this crazy world! *sobs*

No crying! As long as you wash your rice you’re fine!