lilmissdarling
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Today's not the day.
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I have 0 cartilage in both knees. They're always getting "pinned". lol*thumps your knee*
I don't want to go through this alone!
Let's discuss what spells you always wanted to be real first.I'm not waiting for technology to catch up to all the movies set at this time and before... I'm waiting for the magic to settle back into the earth so I can cast all the D&D spells I've always wanted to be real. Am I only the one?
Lets start with cantrips: Prestidigitation (obvs), Druidcraft (helpful), Minor Illusion (fun)Let's discuss what spells you always wanted to be real first.
Then we will determine if you are so far out there that you can count your compadres on one finger.
Ps
I know which finger you have in mind too
Lets start with cantrips: Prestidigitation (obvs), Druidcraft (helpful), Minor Illusion (fun)
Spells: Healing Word (I'm clumsy), Create/Destroy water (just seems helpful), Dissonant Whispers (for when im feeling extra bratty), Transport Via Plants (I think it's more fun than straight teleportation), Knock (i lose my keys sometimes)
Honestly... the list goes on
How have you made it up to me?
More coffee, less drugs....I just had an idea that's so crazy it just might work. So, I just took the last swig from my coffee and got a bunch of grounds that had snuck out of the filter. It gave me the idea for coffee pouches that you just stick between your cheek and gums, like the chewing tobacco pouches. You just keep it in and get a little drizzle of coffee flavor for an hour or so. I'd call them Little Joe's.
And I think I need another cup of coffee now.
I fear the incidence of mistimed fireballs.I'm not waiting for technology to catch up to all the movies set at this time and before... I'm waiting for the magic to settle back into the earth so I can cast all the D&D spells I've always wanted to be real. Am I only the one?
She doesn't need fireballs... that's what flame throwers and hair spray is forI fear the incidence of mistimed fireballs.
This sounds like the voice of experience….She doesn't need fireballs... that's what flame throwers and hair spray is for
That's why we use Delayed FireballI fear the incidence of mistimed fireballs.
Oh, so trueShe doesn't need fireballs... that's what flame throwers and hair spray is for
I can neither confirm nor denyThis sounds like the voice of experience….
https://www.getgrinds.com/collections/flavorsI just had an idea that's so crazy it just might work. So, I just took the last swig from my coffee and got a bunch of grounds that had snuck out of the filter. It gave me the idea for coffee pouches that you just stick between your cheek and gums, like the chewing tobacco pouches. You just keep it in and get a little drizzle of coffee flavor for an hour or so. I'd call them Little Joe's.
And I think I need another cup of coffee now.
Figures. And I was just looking at meme coins to invest all my new millions in...
Are you training for something? Like another extensive hike, or perhaps an intense weekend of wrestling?Not a bad workout today… sort the next session
Cause my nose isn't there to warm you upWhy is it so cold in here?
Lets start with cantrips: Prestidigitation (obvs), Druidcraft (helpful), Minor Illusion (fun)
Spells: Healing Word (I'm clumsy), Create/Destroy water (just seems helpful), Dissonant Whispers (for when im feeling extra bratty), Transport Via Plants (I think it's more fun than straight teleportation), Knock (i lose my keys sometimes)
Honestly... the list goes on