JustAnotherFlower
In The Garden
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Yes, ma'am..Damn right! Get over here.
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Yes, ma'am..Damn right! Get over here.
Now that is a a sad faceLOLI love how poor awired50 was just ignored throughout that whole process![]()
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Yum!A maple walnut layer cake is on the agenda for tomorrow
Have you tried a magnesium and lavender lotion?Do I take a sleeping pill tonight? Or give it one more night to see if it just happens?
(looks at his expired Twinkie, didn't realize they actually had expiration dates, shrugs and eats it anyway)A maple walnut layer cake is on the agenda for tomorrow
I feel ashamed and I have betrayed my Irishness by turning to antibiotics before alcohol.How many glasses of wine will kill a cold from hell? Can I have the whole thing and still be able to roll math rocks for a nerd game tonight? When will someone actually bring me soup instead of the offers I keep getting of being made soup if they were here?
You mean, how many bottles?How many glasses of wine will kill a cold from hell?
Knowing you, yes. Absolutely.Can I have the whole thing and still be able to roll math rocks for a nerd game tonight?
I could make you some soup with my chicken and dumpling Mad Dog 20/20!When will someone actually bring me soup instead of the offers I keep getting of being made soup if they were here?
The antibiotics really do help with thatI feel like an old dog that needs to be put out of my misery today. Just cold an tired and my bones ache.
Out of all those things, I'm most surprised that you can't get any dick.Wondering how I could possibly feel a ton of ways all at the same time?! I rolled into work In the stupid early hours of the morning. Thankfully someone wise told me I should go to bed last night. It still wasn’t enough sleep.
Do I ever sleep enough more than 3 nights a week?
I’m still ridiculously energized and playful! How is that possible?
If anyone reads news articles of kids being launched from windows, it’s me. The oldest had his electronics taken away and he’s pushing the last nerve of the youngest.
Everyone in the U.S. seems to have stolen all of the eggs, milk, and bread if there’s a fucking flurry. Even the egg whites?! No one ever buys them. I do! Lowfat, high protein! Bitches.
Wanna know why kids aren’t actually being launched from windows? Wine. The store actually had wine.
Dick. That would be great. Could solve a lot of problems. Maybe I’d consume less wine.![]()
Virtual dick is a lot different than the real thing!Out of all those things, I'm most surprised that you can't get any dick.![]()
#mylifeHow is it that I can just wrap my earphones around my hand a couple times and put them in my pocket, but when I pull them back out, they look like some mentally-challenged Boy Scout on meth was practicing for his knot-tying merit badge?