What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[SmokingFap]

Dammit, now my stomach is growling like Chewbacca. And these chicken breasts are probably going to take all fucking day to thaw out.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Dammit, now my stomach is growling like Chewbacca. And these chicken breasts are probably going to take all fucking day to thaw out.

I still haven't decided on dinner... but clearly I'm not making chicken because it would DEFINITELY not be thawed out in time at this point!

 

[SmokingFap]

I still haven't decided on dinner... but clearly I'm not making chicken because it would DEFINITELY not be thawed out in time at this point!

(looks around kitchen to see what I can make for a late lunch. hmm. Uncle Ben's wild rice, half a jar of nacho cheese, and ketchup. might have to wait until the fucking chicken thaws.)

 

[TXRafe]

I still haven't decided on dinner... but clearly I'm not making chicken because it would DEFINITELY not be thawed out in time at this point!

just put the frozen chicken in a ziplock bag and put the bag in a bowl of cold water in the sink. it will thaw in like 30 mins.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

just put the frozen chicken in a ziplock bag and put the bag in a bowl of cold water in the sink. it will thaw in like 30 mins.

*looks around*
but I don't want to make chicken... I shall use "it's not thawed" as my excuse. Nobody at my house knows the tricks except me. There is a reason for that you see, so they can't use the tricks against me!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Strongest/best hand lotion for cracked hands?? Cause Neutrogena Norwegian Formula is not helping.

 

[SmokingFap]

just put the frozen chicken in a ziplock bag and put the bag in a bowl of cold water in the sink. it will thaw in like 30 mins.

Ziplock bag? COLD WATER? Who the fuck do you think we are, Gordon Ramsey?!?

 

[SmokingFap]

Strongest/best hand lotion for cracked hands?? Cause Neutrogena Norwegian Formula is not helping.

Oh, definitely--


Wait, you said for cracked hands. Nevermind.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Strongest/best hand lotion for cracked hands?? Cause Neutrogena Norwegian Formula is not helping.

Well, it's not lotion... BUT olive oil...
rub it in, and wrap your hands in saran wrap for a while.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Oh, definitely--


Wait, you said for cracked hands. Nevermind.

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

 

[SmokingFap]

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

(covers crotch and slowly crab-walks away)

 

[TXRafe]

Strongest/best hand lotion for cracked hands?? Cause Neutrogena Norwegian Formula is not helping.

goldbond diabetics skin relief...should probably be your best bet, its like twice the price

 

[TXRafe]

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

Well, it's not lotion... BUT olive oil...
rub it in, and wrap your hands in saran wrap for a while.

olive oil or coconut oil also

 

[Slickrick123]

olive oil or coconut oil also

Is that for her hands or the handjob?

 

[TXRafe]

Is that for her hands or the handjob?

yes

 

[SmokingFap]

Is that for her hands or the handjob?

Yes.

 

[SmokingFap]

Rafe beat me to it. I just HAD to capitalize and add punctuation.

 

[TXRafe]

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

Is that for her hands or the handjob?

i suppose astroglide or suave soothing lotion works too...i have very leathery soft hands

 

[Slickrick123]

i suppose astroglide or suave soothing lotion works too...i have very leathery soft hands

I guess i lost sight of what the goal was

 

[Chloe_Harper]

i suppose astroglide or suave soothing lotion works too...i have very leathery soft hands

@JustAnotherFlower I think he's offering to tap in for you while you give your hands a spa day. So, any hand jobs just send Rafe's way

 

[TXRafe]

Useful to know. Thank you.

P_O, making people uncomfortable on the internet since 1994

im not uncomfortable, are you uncomfortable? why are you thinking about my double extra large leather soft lotioned hands? perv.

 

[SassySheDevil]

a ramen buffet!! Sounds like heaven to me!

I got to admit the fish and chips are what's making my mouth water. But yes. Calling it a buffet makes it sound way better.

 

[Sexy_Singer]

... If I gave a handjob right now, a fire would be started from the friction.

For minute, I thought you were referring to after handling peppers...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I got to admit the fish and chips are what's making my mouth water. But yes. Calling it a buffet makes it sound way better.

Girl, SAME!!!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

@JustAnotherFlower I think he's offering to tap in for you while you give your hands a spa day. So, any hand jobs just send Rafe's way

He's doing the Lord's work...