What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[barefootgirl69]

I’m not sure if this was meant to be funny or sincere, but I haven’t laughed in days, until I read this post!

I was actually thinking this exact same thing!

Why can't it be both?


I bet the next time you're feeling down, you'll think of a weiner and smile!

You're welcome!

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Petty.

You called?

 

[cheekygirl75]

You called?

Never you! I’m sure any shanking you do is well deserved.

 

[ShaneoD]

I get the most attention from men when I have my hair pulled back in a claw clip. What's that about?

As a man who may have been going some post stalking, and spent "a while" looking at your avatar might it be possible that a certain fantasy comes to mind?

 

[snexxer]

I'm trying to not overthink the D&D Holiday oneshot I'm running for some friends tomorrow. lol. I'm nervous for how it's going to go. I'm worried it'll either be too easy or a TPK. lol

My Paladin does Eldrich Blast. Nat 20.

 

[Jeanie99]

Why did you drink that coffee when you haven't been to sleep yet

 

[Naughtylo]

Where are all the sexy ladies?

 

[ShaneoD]

Why did I agree to go to this party?
Now I have to shave,
And put on a nice shirt,
And be sociable,
And drive there,
And check into the hotel,
And have fun at the party,
And be judged if I go to bed alone,
Whose idea was this anyway

 

[cheekygirl75]

Why did I agree to go to this party?
Now I have to shave,
And put on a nice shirt,
And be sociable,
And drive there,
And check into the hotel,
And have fun at the party,
And be judged if I go to bed alone,
Whose idea was this anyway

You also need to put on pants!

 

[ShaneoD]

You also need to put on pants!

God damnit it, such high standards

 

[angelofthenorth]

If you are not here for all that, and that is quite a list. Then what are you here for? All I've seen is you bitch and whine.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I have turned a new leaf

 

[ccs29745]

Why are they complaining about how long they work and are home by 5pm? I leave the house At 430am, and come home at 7pm couple days a week.

 

[snexxer]

Why are they complaining about how long they work and are home by 5pm? I leave the house At 430am, and come home at 7pm couple days a week.

Oh god I remember those days, but it was 4am to 7.30.

Manager of a newsagents. Worked 6 months without a day off.

Left the keys on the counter and just walked out.

 

[ccs29745]

Oh god I remember those days, but it was 4am to 7.30.

Manager of a newsagents. Worked 6 months without a day off.

Left the keys on the counter and just walked out.

Don't blame you. Mine is from running errands and to different meetings for daughter.

 

[Xerxes82]

Sicky Xerxes, day 3:

Still no fever. Sinus congestion and runny nose seem to have run their course, but the sore throat got a lot worse last night. On the plus side, sometime overnight my rare cough stopped being violent, choke-y and useless and became a lot more comfortable and productive. I feel like things are progressing in a good direction at the moment.

Still no real appetite, but I'm going to try and eat some breakfast here in a minute, get something in the system. Another mostly rest day ahead. I do have a couple of brief errands I absolutely have to run this afternoon, but if I wait until late afternoon that should give me plenty of rest time before hand.

However, the real purpose of this post is to discuss the utter cruelty shown me by my own brain. I had trouble sleeping soundly last night. I woke up a bunch, easily 5 or 6 times, maybe more. Mostly fell right back asleep quickly, but it was wasn't as restful as I'd like. And yet, in the late morning during one of my better sleep periods I had a dream that was I narcoleptic, and falling asleep standing up (falling over).

Dreaming about uncontrollably sleeping when you're having trouble sleeping is mean!

 

[snexxer]

Don't blame you. Mine is from running errands and to different meetings for daughter.

It's what us dads do for them.

 

[CarlyAnn]

I’m thinking that my Dad has to stop with his Dad jokes. This morning it was….

What do you call a fake noodle?

Impasta

 

[Chillygirl]

I really want to lean into him for support and comfort but we’re not like that anymore.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Should I buy lottery tickets? $1.25 billion!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Should I buy lottery tickets? $1.25 billion!

Those are the fun numbers! That's like the only time it's fun to play!

 

[jason28053]

Should I buy lottery tickets? $1.25 billion!

Only if you share when you win

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Should I buy lottery tickets? $1.25 billion!

I was just thinking about this, too!

 

[cheekygirl75]

Those are the fun numbers! That's like the only time it's fun to play!

I know, that’s the only time I play, too… I just played over the weekend when it was $1.1 billion and won four whole dollars!

 

[CarlyAnn]

Should I buy lottery tickets? $1.25 billion!

The last 2 drawings I bought 12 tickets. Out of all the numbers selected I got 2 numbers so now it’s one quick pick. Only takes one.