ericalauren
Literotica Guru
- Joined
- Jan 10, 2008
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I need some caffeine.
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Dude. Take that sword out and start swinging.Apparently I'm not just a lousy human being but also pretty stupid too.
Way to be terrible at everything simultaneously.
There is nothing more productive than boobs. Posting boobs is always the answer..Thinking that I need to wander off and do something a bit(a lot) more productive than posting.
Um...no.Thinking that I need to wander off and do something a bit(a lot) more productive than posting.
Bro be careful saying that.... about half the weirdos in here thought you were talking about some kind of swingers lifestyle party and started taking their pants off!Dude. Take that sword out and start swinging.
Who said I wasn'tBro be careful saying that.... about half the weirdos in here thought you were talking about some kind of swingers lifestyle party and started taking their pants off!![]()
I second that today.I need some caffeine.
I know right? We need an extra 12 hours a day right now.I think it’s time for sleep.
Why is every day nonstop this time of year?
I’d like to put in an order for all of this from Santa and additionally add really good orgasms for the next two weeks daily sometimes several times a day that is what I would like, i’m thinkingI know right? We need an extra 12 hours a day right now.
And hardly have any sunlight either. (Not, Alaska lack of sunlight) But starting and ending work in the dark is getting old...
We’re not angry we’re just fed up up with everybody else’s fucking attitudeAngry Boomers should absolutely be a mobile game. Only we need to add Angry GenXers to it.
Got it! I’ll put something extra in your stocking for a special occasion!I’d like to put in an order for all of this from Santa and additionally add really good orgasms for the next two weeks daily sometimes several times a day that is what I would like, i’m thinking
You ma’me have a dirty mindEwwwww!
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But no dirty socks!You ma’me have a dirty mind
Sure. Drink this here whiskey and I'll be in the kitchen making you a snack. *hands you a drink, pats your behind and starts tying the apron strings*We’re not angry we’re just fed up up with everybody else’s fucking attitude![]()
I don’t have dirty socksBut no dirty socks!![]()
You're supposed to wait until the new year to change things up.