What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

I wish I didn't have a toothache,
I hope I didn't make it weird,
I'd really love to cash in on my Christmas wish,
Did I make the wrong choice?
I hope she likes her gifts .... Because I totally went practical....
But it isn't a washer, vacuum or iron.....
 
I had to pause for a beat this week when the judge put a document into the record where he labeled an individual’s paperwork as “mentally retarded.”

It was off-putting. Definitely somewhere between crass and unacceptable.

But I get it now. I read 3 posts by someone just a second ago. I get it. I can’t sit in judgment any longer.
 
Right or wrong, the orgasms are always .... On point....
And that's a natural consequence of an adult decision....
And as close to a Christmas gift as I'm gonna get 🎁🥰
And that's perfectly okay.....
 
The obnoxious and ridiculous fragrance ads are starting earlier this year. They used to run only a few days before Christmas, aimed at those looking for last minute gifts I suppose.

Now, for weeks ahead of Christmas instead of days, we get to see Johhny Depp sitting in the desert with a mountain lion or Channing Tatum shooting an arrow in the air for no apparent reason.
 
I’m in a condo now so no lights for me this year. I head out each night and drive by houses. My roommate says, “Ready to do some drive bys?” We be gangsta’
Love it!
My family only tolerates my Christmas light fetish, as I make them drive around town. I even scope out nearby towns that have light displays. If their displays are really good we give them a couple honks as we drive by. LMAO
 
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