What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[PotNoodle79]

Only way I'm getting laid is if I crawl up a chicken's arse

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Only way I'm getting laid is if I crawl up a chicken's arse

I had to think about that for a minute. But in different life circumstances, I doubt that is true.

 

[Hornymwtxn]

Only way I'm getting laid is if I crawl up a chicken's arse

Hmmmm

Wonder what getting ploughed looks like.

 

[cheekygirl75]

You have tits in a vagina. Getting laid is the least of your worries.

Tit's in a vagina? Sounds like she doesn't need any dick!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Tit's in a vagina? Sounds like she doesn't need any dick!

Are they really small tits or a very big vagina? AFAF..

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Tit's in a vagina? Sounds like she doesn't need any dick!

They're pretty dang droopy, but she didn't need to out me like that.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Are they really small tits or a very big vagina? AFAF..

 

[MedicalMuse]

Tit's in a vagina? Sounds like she doesn't need any dick!

I fixed it.

 

[MedicalMuse]

They're pretty dang droopy, but she didn't need to out me like that.

Shut up.

Your tits are as perky as natural tits can be when one is well endowed. If yours sag, mine sag too.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I fixed it.

We all knew what you meant.

*stares at @cheekygirl75*

 

[MedicalMuse]

We all knew what you meant.

*stares at @cheekygirl75*

She likes to bust my nonexistent balls. Lol

I will say, though AutoCorrect is not my friend, especially now when it’s run by AI.
Nothing makes an ounce of sense once it’s run through that.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Shut up.

Your tits are as perky as natural tits can be when one is well endowed. If yours sag, mine sag too.

Good news is that they don't meet my vag... yet.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

She likes to bust my nonexistent balls. Lol

I will say, though AutoCorrect is not my friend, especially now when it’s run by AI.
Nothing makes an ounce of sense once it’s run through that.

Pfffft, you got bigger balls than most of these mofos.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Good news is that they don't meet my vag... yet.

They make bras for that.

Although I am half tempted to go with a boob lift as a gift to myself when I turn 50. We’ll see.
I definitely don’t need enhancements lol

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

They make bras for that.

Although I am half tempted to go with a boob lift as a gift to myself when I turn 50. We’ll see.
I definitely don’t need enhancements lol

But... bras suck!

 

[MedicalMuse]

But... bras suck!

Truth. But it either that or nipples at your vagina…

 

[Cogan]

I'm thinking "Is it weird to picture @LaisDeMarieDeFrance and @MedicalMuse naked in a room discussing boobs and be a bit turned on......"

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Truth. But it either that or nipples at your vagina…

That just means we don't have to reach as far..

 

[cocokittysurprise]

There are some funny people on this board; I've been laughing for the last 5 minutes

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'm thinking "Is it weird to picture @LaisDeMarieDeFrance and @MedicalMuse naked in a room discussing boobs and be a bit turned on......"

Nope.. its the shit dreams are made of!

 

[Jodaily]

Truth. But it either that or nipples at your vagina…

While I agree with you that genitals are not an appropriate conversation opener, tits are definitely a good conversation, as well as eye, opener.

 

[cheekygirl75]

She likes to bust my nonexistent balls. Lol

I will say, though AutoCorrect is not my friend, especially now when it’s run by AI.
Nothing makes an ounce of sense once it’s run through that.

I just thought it was a funny slip/mistake... if you have tits in your vagina, you don't need a dick in there!

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

It’s all theater

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I just thought it was a funny slip/mistake... if you have tits in your vagina, you don't need a dick in there!

Sounds potentially painful.

 

[MedicalMuse]

That just means we don't have to reach as far..

I like it if you work for it