What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[Taegul]

Anyone else go back in their PM history and find conversations with people they don't even remember having contact with? I very rarely drink, but damn there are some eye-opening surprises in there.

 

[ShaneoD]

03.35 and someone has already made a blowjob joke here

(I was brushing my teeth at work for context)

 

[MedicalMuse]

It’s a blowout game

 

[MedicalMuse]

Anyone else go back in their PM history and find conversations with people they don't even remember having contact with? I very rarely drink, but damn there are some eye-opening surprises in there.

Glad you re-read ours lol

 

[Taegul]

Glad you re-read ours lol

New phone. Who dis?

Nah, you're not one a guy forgets.

 

[Xerxes82]

It’s a blowout game

No kidding. I just checked the score a few minutes ago and was shocked.

 

[MissMaidenMinx]

It's amazing that I can still be learning about myself.

 

[deft]

Surely if I rub it, it will feel better?

Cramp in my calf, you pervs.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Maybe its the booze but dude dry January can fuck off.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Wondering if I can disguise myself with pillows so the kids can’t find me for screen time in 30min. No! Go eat breakfast and be humans and do it quietly

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Wondering what maniac gave our children a microphone and mini speaker for Christmas.

 

[Hyacinthus151]

Wondering what maniac gave our children a microphone and mini speaker for Christmas.

Probably your sibling and hopefully not your partner

 

[Catepillar_glacier]

Probably your sibling and hopefully not your partner

The stuff with copious glitter always comes from my brother. This feels like a rogue in-law.

 

[Cat]

Wondering what maniac gave our children a microphone and mini speaker for Christmas.

There was this period when I thought that our kids needed to try all instruments, so one year I went all out and bought them: (this is not the full list mind you) a kid sized accordion, two ukuleles, 3 different sizes of drums, a small but veeeery well functioning trumpet and a keyboard.

But no microphone, because I really cannot stand noise...

They got the microphones from my brother.

Sometimes, I mean.. fuck, I have no excuses.. I better go and buy some chocolate for our neighbours!!

 

[Hyacinthus151]

There was this period when I thought that our kids needed to try all instruments, so one year I went all out and bought them: (this is not the full list mind you) a kid sized accordion, two ukuleles, 3 different sizes of drums, a small but veeeery well functioning trumpet and a keyboard.

But no microphone, because I really cannot stand noise...

They got the microphones from my brother.

Sometimes, I mean.. fuck, I have no excuses.. I better go and buy some chocolate for our neighbours!!

Santa brought my middle one a disco karaoke machine and the Disney CD a few years ago. I as ready to Let It Go out the window after a week.

 

[Cat]

Santa brought my middle one a disco karaoke machine and the Disney CD a few years ago. I as ready to Let It Go out the window after a week.

Santa is clearly single or without kids!!

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

Santa is clearly single or without kids!!

Or he has a great sense of humor

 

[Cat]

Or he has a great sense of humor

I do not know... It depends whether the cold bothers him anyway.. because out the window he would go.

 

[Doctor_Nobody]

I do not know... It depends whether the cold bothers him anyway.. because out the window he would go.

I thought he preferred going down the chimney?! No, too slow. The window is faster and...

Let it go, let it go...

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Wondering if I can disguise myself with pillows so the kids can’t find me for screen time in 30min. No! Go eat breakfast and be humans and do it quietly

Wondering what maniac gave our children a microphone and mini speaker for Christmas.

There was this period when I thought that our kids needed to try all instruments, so one year I went all out and bought them: (this is not the full list mind you) a kid sized accordion, two ukuleles, 3 different sizes of drums, a small but veeeery well functioning trumpet and a keyboard.

But no microphone, because I really cannot stand noise...

They got the microphones from my brother.

Sometimes, I mean.. fuck, I have no excuses.. I better go and buy some chocolate for our neighbours!!

Someday might miss making Saturday breakfast for kids and all that noise.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

It's a fucking holiday today. I'm not sure which one but I'm feeling it in my bones.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It's a fucking holiday today. I'm not sure which one but I'm feeling it in my bones.

Quick! Any Amazon Prime deals?!

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Where the f*** is @LordofDargaardkeep and why the f*** isn't he on here harassing people?

I have to keep it PG for his virginal ears (eyes).

 

[MedicalMuse]

What a completely fucked up day, stick a fork in me…I’m done

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

why the f*** isn't he on here harassing people?

Just popped the top on a crisp energy drink... who we tormenting?