What Are You Thinking? Continued 14

[ShaneoD]

That is an interesting range of options.

You forgot hungry.

I didn't, I've already eaten

 

[EyesOnHers]

I went to bed too early

(Now I'm m not sure if I'm still tired, wide awake or horny )

You sound like a cute little baby rhino

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You sound like a cute little baby rhino

watch out... even the cute ones will get you with their horns

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I didn't, I've already eaten

(I'm not used to such self-sufficiency )

 

[ShaneoD]

watch out... even the cute ones will get you with their horns

I still haven't learned how to control that thing

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I still haven't learned how to control that thing

Do you need a rhino tamer?

 

[ShaneoD]

Do you need a rhino tamer?

Maybe rhinos aren't so dangerous they're just misunderstood too, a horn can get you in a lot of trouble

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Maybe rhinos aren't so dangerous they're just misunderstood too, a horn can get you in a lot of trouble

Maybe they are misunderstood… but if you’re charging into places uninvited and waving your horn around, you can’t be shocked when people dive out of the way

Hence... a rhino tamer!

 

[ShaneoD]

Maybe they are misunderstood… but if you’re charging into places uninvited and waving your horn around, you can’t be shocked when people dive out of the way

Hence... a rhino tamer!

Okay I'll admit you're far too awake and just far too smart in general, not to come out way ahead of me in this conversation

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Okay I'll admit you're far too awake and just far too smart in general, not to come out way ahead of me in this conversation

You do know having a rhino tamer isn't a bad thing, right?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Do you need a rhino tamer?

This sounds like fun. But, I first read it as rhino taser, which sounds less than fun.

 

[ShaneoD]

This sounds like fun. But, I first read it as rhino taser, which sounds less than fun.

That sounds disgustingly painful

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

That sounds disgustingly painful

I mean when you say it like that, it sound amazing right?

 

[EyesOnHers]

This sounds like fun. But, I first read it as rhino taser, which sounds less than fun.

I don't know... some horny creatures could do with a tasing

 

[barefootgirl69]

That sounds disgustingly painful

Not as, um...interesting as a tens machine or a violet wand, I'm sure.

 

[ShaneoD]

You do know having a rhino tamer isn't a bad thing, right?

This reminds me of a time someone, who I'm really good friends with now, set me a pm with words to the effect of

"They think you're playing hard to get, no you're just fucking oblivious"

For the record she wasn't wrong

 

[Apisto42]

This reminds me of a time someone, who I'm really good friends with now, set me a pm with words to the effect of

"They think you're playing hard to get, no you're just fucking oblivious"

For the record she wasn't wrong

I have often been oblivious in real life. Glad to know I’m not the only clueless sod around.

 

[ShaneoD]

I have often been oblivious in real life. Glad to know I’m not the only clueless sod around.

If anything I'm probably worse in real life

 

[ScarletDaisy]

This reminds me of a time someone, who I'm really good friends with now, set me a pm with words to the effect of

"They think you're playing hard to get, no you're just fucking oblivious"

For the record she wasn't wrong

I work in IT.

I once had a very long discussion with a (male) co-worker about a Word document. I was explaining how to unprotect the document. He was explaining that he doesn't like to use protection. It went completely over my head.

 

[ShaneoD]

I work in IT.

I once had a very long discussion with a (male) co-worker about a Word document. I was explaining how to unprotect the document. He was explaining that he doesn't like to use protection. It went completely over my head.

Maybe that one was for the best, no one wants viruses

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Maybe that one was for the best, no one wants viruses

He told my friend about our conversation later.. and then she filled me in.

You have no idea how many times I said, "But you have to use protection or it won't work"

 

[ShaneoD]

He told my friend about our conversation later.. and then she filled me in.

You have no idea how many times I said, "But you have to use protection or it won't work"

The joys of being the oblivious, when your feelings are so well encrypted you don't even know how to unlock them

 

[rick_j21]

He told my friend about our conversation later.. and then she filled me in.

You have no idea how many times I said, "But you have to use protection or it won't work"

I recently had a conversation with a coworker who was trying to explain to me that it’s possible to bypass Excel’s protection. My dumbass was all like “but it’s there for a reason”

 

[Hornymwtxn]

I went to bed too early

(Now I'm m not sure if I'm still tired, wide awake or horny )

My money is always on the horny

 

[Apisto42]

If anything I'm probably worse in real life

On lit though, I really only get a clue if she sends me boobs in pm.

Just say’n. If anyone reading wants to know.