What Are Your Ejaculations Like?

It can vary, but the “better” ones come in two varieties for me.

With a butt plug in I can shoot really far sometimes. Maybe 4’ straight up, and about 6-7’ if I’m going for distance. But it comes out in smaller amounts, just more spurts over a longer period.

If it’s anal stimulation only, it kinda oozes out in spurts, but a lot more each time than normally.
 
Pre marriage when we weren't trying to get pregnant, or should I say we're trying not to get pregnant I would pull out and streams would hit shoulders and at times hair if doggy, or tits and at times face if missionary, bit I haven't jacked off for a very long time, and these days all that cream goes toward making pies which I sometimes eat, so not sure how far the strands would fly these days 😅
 
When I was younger I shot for distance and had an incredible amount of spurts (generally in the range of 15 to 17 or so), and thick ropes. If lying down I could easily shoot on my face or on my hair.

Now, a couple of decades later, I still cum hard, about 6 or 7 spurts), still ropey and hot. However, when I lose control of my edging, it streams out and down my shaft, kind of thick like white lava.
Man, that is so impressive. I'd love to feast on your sperm. A lot of cum is so fucking sexy. And delicious.
 
I stopped by a buddy's house for a quick blow yesterday evening. I told him it wouldn't take me very long to cum, I was so horny. After sucking my cock for a few minutes, he suddenly said to stick it in him. He got on all fours on the bed and I mounted him and plunged into his tight ass. We always fuck bare. It took only about 10 thrusts. He told me to cum on his ass, so I pulled out and shot 5 or 6 ropes of cum. The first went up almost to his shoulders. Each spurt was shorter, so the last 2 were close to his hole. I wiped those with my cockhead and pushed them back into his ass. After I recovered and pulled out again, he reached back to get some cum, licked his fingers clean, and then he kissed me so I could taste my cum. It was over quickly, but it was hot. I'm hard now remembering as I type.
 
I felt no difference at all after my vasectomy. Do you think the difference that you feel is real or just something in your head that you will work thru?
Probably just my head…but I’m doesn’t seem as thick as before
 
Probably just my head…but I’m doesn’t seem as thick as before
Well, the sperm part is missing but that was a small component of the full load. One thing I did that wasn’t an approved procedure was that I talked the wife into fucking on the afternoon of the surgery. I told her that I want to prove to myself that things still worked. They did. I was careful to clean the incisions afterwards to prevent any infection. The snips were so small that it hardly seemed necessary but I did it to be safe. Happy with my choice and hope that you are too.
 
Well, the sperm part is missing but that was a small component of the full load. One thing I did that wasn’t an approved procedure was that I talked the wife into fucking on the afternoon of the surgery. I told her that I want to prove to myself that things still worked. They did. I was careful to clean the incisions afterwards to prevent any infection. The snips were so small that it hardly seemed necessary but I did it to be safe. Happy with my choice and hope that you are too.
Yes I am..my doctor..who I knew personally…told me NOT to do watch your described…told me he had a pt that did that very thing..came back the next day and his nuts were the size of soft balls 😂😂 he said it’s gonna still work…don’t do that 😂
 
Yes I am..my doctor..who I knew personally…told me NOT to do watch your described…told me he had a pt that did that very thing..came back the next day and his nuts were the size of soft balls 😂😂 he said it’s gonna still work…don’t do that 😂
That touched on my one regret. I had some swelling too but just a normal amount. The thing is that I liked having huge balls so I was really disappointed when the swelling dissipated and my nut size returned to normal. Oh well.
 
That touched on my one regret. I had some swelling too but just a normal amount. The thing is that I liked having huge balls so I was really disappointed when the swelling dissipated and my nut size returned to normal. Oh well.
He told me the day of the procedure…go home..lay on the couch..and don’t do shit!! 😂
 
It's been over 32 years since I had my vasectomy so it's hard to remember. But I recall thinking that my ejaculations were the same volume, distance, and consistency. The pleasure was greater since the pressure of avoiding pregnancy was gone.

I couldn't have had sex right away if I had felt horny since my balls were still way too tender. A few days after the vasectomy, we went to the mall. We ran into a couple we knew and stopped to chat. My older son, then 3 1/2, reached up and patted my crotch and said, "The doctor cut Daddy here." I didn't quite fall over in pain, but it was obvious that it hurt. The woman pretended not to notice, but the man told me he wondered why I was walking so gingerly.
 
The days of my thick far shooting eruptions are over, in my youth even with my small cock I could shoot what seemed like feet, now I feel good if it shoots to my belly with less volume than before. Again the younger days I feel I could easily overflow a shot glass, now days I am glad if it is finger high, meaning width not length lol.
Much the same, the volume is a lot lower the sensations are the same
 
Well i both is possible. If i didn't cum for 2 or 3 days and do some edging occasionally i spurt out powerful up to 7 (yes, i counted them and would even have the video proof) powerful ropes. I become 54 this year. If i cum more often, i spurt maybe one and the rest errupts in smaller gushes.
 
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That touched on my one regret. I had some swelling too but just a normal amount. The thing is that I liked having huge balls so I was really disappointed when the swelling dissipated and my nut size returned to normal. Oh well.
My wife said mine hang a little lower after having a vasectomy
 
whorls of wonder, sinuous and chaotic, ecstasy's loadout
Revise this slightly as a haiku ode to cum:

My whorls of wonder,
Sinuous and chaotic:
Ecstasy's loadout.

Thanks for your description of the joys of semen: appearance, texture, taste, all aspects are wonderful. I'm really into semen, mine and others' loads.
 
Revise this slightly as a haiku ode to cum:

My whorls of wonder,
Sinuous and chaotic:
Ecstasy's loadout.

Thanks for your description of the joys of semen: appearance, texture, taste, all aspects are wonderful. I'm really into semen, mine and others' loads.
Well done,nice edit!

dress me in your cum
this glorious ejecta
let your semen reign
 
My ejaculations are non-existent, due to treatment for an enlarged prostate. Cumming still feels great, but I miss the visual side. This has greatly increased my desire to suck cock, to see and feel someone else's cum. So far, such occurences are also non-existent.
 
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Well i both is possible. If i didn't cum for 2 or 3 days and do some edging occasionally i spurt out powerful up to 7 (yes, i counted them and would even have the video proof) powerful ropes. I become 54 this year. If i cum more often, i spurt maybe one and the rest errupts in smaller gushes.
Similar here. 57 here have one 2 foot glob then 5 or 6 pulses. Still thick.
 
My ejaculations are non-existent, due to treatment for an enlarged prostate. Cumming still feels great, but I miss the visual side. This has greatly increased my desire to suck cock, to see and feel someone else's cum. So far, such occurences are also non-existent.
Sorry to hear that. I’m in exactly the same boat, also following an enlarged prostate op. But again, like you, I have great orgasms, albeit dry ones. This is why when giving a guy a handjob, I don’t require reciprocation. I just love making and watching horny guys ejaculate.
 
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