What can one do with oneself, to oneself

[Etoile]

I spoke to Shank about 6 months ago. He has left "all of this" behind and seemed to not want to be contacted again, so I respected that.

 

[shy slave]

I spoke to Shank about 6 months ago. He has left "all of this" behind and seemed to not want to be contacted again, so I respected that.

Thanks for letting me know.
I hope he is ok

 

[radepor]

I never lie, but I sometimes make mistakes

My earlier post was in error; a dimension (5/8") was in error; the correct dimension is ((5/16"), over a quarter-inch)); which STILL amazes even me since 99 of them were embedded in my shaft and bladder.

I apologize for the error.

I'd heard of anal beads and so many years ago I don't remember, I may have even tried them; but I just discovered among a large set of women's jewelry a cheap/inexpensive neckless made of small, white beads. Naturally, my first thought wasn't: Why am I keeping this? It was: Hmmm... I wonder?

Turns out, I found a use for it; it wasn't until AFTERWARD that I bothered to check the physical dimensions. [Neckless was 36" long, made up of 99 white beads, each 5/8 inches in diameter.]

Naturally, I stuffed them down my penis. First, I sterilized the neckless as best I could. I really didn't think I'd be able to get the entire neckless in; but I did.
It took about 15 minutes; the first 30" went in rather easily although slowly; however, the last 6" required much patience and...er...stroking [actually I simulated masturbation; the sensation as I ran my hand down my urethra over the beads was indescribable.] With over 30" in, my penis had no choice but to become erect; actually helped to insert the rest.

With nothing but the small gold clasp sticking out, I walked around and did several ordinary activities. The weight or the neckless, which seemed negligible in my hand, actually threw me somewhat off-balance walking around. It was similar to the sensation I've gotten when driving a truck after loading it changes the center-of-gravity.

Of course the "climax" was removing all three feet of the neckless. I pulled some of it slowly about three inches; then, three more much faster; then I pulled the entire chain out. The sensation was similar to an ejaculation.

If you're young and impressionable and reading this and thinking about trying it -- DON"T. Sterilization is a real issue; the possibility of the neckless breaking during removal and the embarrassing hosptial visit is also an issue. The best argument is, you can get the same (actually better) results masturbating.

 

[Stella_Omega]

My earlier post was in error; a dimension (5/8") was in error; the correct dimension is ((5/16"), over a quarter-inch)); which STILL amazes even me since 99 of them were embedded in my shaft and bladder.

I apologize for the error.

HAHA I've made mistakes like that, usually when I'm talking about the fish that got away.

 

[rosco rathbone]

Give myself a handjob with my hand.