What do you NEED right now? pt 2

My rifle.

Fucking seals.
Bloody nuisance when your trying to jerk off and they are in the water watching. Lol...

Come closer and I’ll fuck your fins. Slippery. ;)
 
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A chat with my BFF. It’s hard when your BFF is the one you both need to - and can’t - talk to.
 
More sleep. However, I'll settle for a steaming cup of coffee for now.
 
For 45 years I disliked coffee. I have been making up for all those years of not drinking coffee…Dunkin’ run here I come.
 
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