What do you NOT TRUST?

I don't trust me to pack my bags in time to go on vacation.

🧠: dude you have to leave for the bus in 15 minutes. wanna pack?
🧍🏽‍♂️: totally get it, if you need me I'll be doing something trivial for the next ~14 minutes instead

I do not trust myself not to laugh, when I read his ⬆️ posts. 🤭
 
The African princess whose family was persecuted and deposed who keeps wanting to send me money. 🤷🏼‍♂️🤪
 
hmmm...WHAT do I not trust? Termite eaten rafters. Now if you were to ask me WHO I don't trust, that would be different.
 
Any time a movie starts with, "Based on a true story".

Yeah, sure it is. Sure.
 
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