What does a pussy taste like?

[Gil]

Anyway, this thread reminds me of a joke:

A fellow walked into the U.S. Patent Office and requested a patent for his original cookie, which he claimed tasted like pussy.

The patent folks were a bit sceptical and subsequently, he cooled his heels in the waiting room for a bit.

Eventually, he was ushered into an office where a Patent Officer requested that he produce this novel cookie that 'tasted like pussy.'

He did so; the Patent Officer took a bite, made a face and exclaimed, "This cookie tastes like shit!"

The 'submittant' rejoined, "Turn it over, you've got it upside down!"

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I came here expecting a thread on Vietnamese Cuisine. What a gyp.

[This message has been edited by Dixon Carter Lee (edited 04-06-2000).]

 

[Gil]

Mmmmm Dixon,

How can we further tie this thread into Vietnamese Cuisine?

Hey, I know, how about NuocMam?

You know that truly nasty smelling fish sauce.

 

[Carl East]

Originally posted by Gil:
Mmmmm Dixon,

How can we further tie this thread into Vietnamese Cuisine?

Hey, I know, how about NuocMam?

You know that truly nasty smelling fish sauce.

Just thought I would add a joke to these proceedings.

What's the difference in licking pussy and driving on the motor way in the fog.

Answer: When your licking pussy you can see the arse hole in front of you.