What have you stuck up your ass?

[Terrylipstick]

Damn…. Sounds like you are a pro

 

[fma20fma]

self shaped candle

 

[ShaggyB]

Mostly dildos and the occasional old school yellow whiffle ball bat.

 

[bobb64]

mostly cocks but sometimes dildoes or fingers.

 

[Playwithmee]

Dildos, hair brush handles, plugs of various kinds, large carrots. Pretty much what ever is available when I’m needy.

 

[van_delay]

A hot dog many years ago

 

[ChrissyCD64]

There has been nothing in mine but cocks, fingers, and tongues, but there have been more of each of those than I can count.

 

[load69]

I am a vegetarian

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[luvslingerie200]

I am a vegetarian

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I have done that too!

 

[AddyB]

Tell me the most vile thing you have done. I've been there, likely. Wine bottle, cucumber, high heels, fist, golf ball. Always while dressed in slutty clothes, of course.

Hmm, let's see. Toothbrush handle, stiff brush handle (love this one), cleaning brush handle, toilet plunger handle and then various dildos, vibrators and butt plugs!

 

[Astroman72]

As a teenager living at home long ago, mostly just a finger or two, but I also came up with a good idea. I had a big ball of modeling clay. I would shape it into a penis, wrap it tightly in plastic wrap, and lube up with cooking oil. And when I was done I would just throw away the plastic wrap and squish the clay back into a ball--nothing for anyone to find! Where there's a will, there's a way, I guess.

When I moved out on my own, only actual sex toys: beads, plugs, vibes, and dildos. I was always too fearful of some type of injury or health risks to try anything else.

Wow, sex toys have improved so much over the decades. Now they're so soft and squishy and silky smooth--my first dildo back then was essentially just hard plastic. Not the greatest experience!

 

[erogenous4u]

For those of who are married and not “out,” it’s impossible to have dildos in the house, so like so many I have to improvise. There are the “usual suspects” (cucumbers, zucchini, small yellow squash - a fav, because once the fat bulb eases inside, it’s like a dildo), I have used deodorants, seasonings, various metal or plastic objects. Makes me hard to shop for these - as it does to write this. I am careful not to insert any glass that could break if I fell, or anything that might get lost in there. I’ve heard too many horror stories from ER docs, who’ve seen it all!

 

[Escierto]

The only things that I have had up my ass are a dildo that I used for practice to prepare my hole for incoming traffic, a trans woman's cock during a week long sexcapade and my lovely girlfriend's big cock for the past five years.

 

[gary04]

Elk antler, deer antler

 

[Biguy77578]

I may have posted this on here before but I didn't find it.

I made a dildo out of ping pong balls taped together about a foot long with a condom over the tape. The small area between the balls felt great. I could feel each ball as it entered me. Sort of like anal beeds but I wanted a larger diameter so I made another one from golf balls and it was just right and the added weight felt awsome!

 

[Abrahamlickin]

Glass plug to stretch, they feel awesome, especially with silicone lube. A good size dildo is also a favorite, 2" wide and 8" long.