What is a cock....really?
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MystiqDrgn
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Vixandra said:*does CPR on MystiqDrgn- all better*
I would think that an electric cattle prod might work better then beer and pizza... in special cases.
~gasps for air~ oh much better thank you.
a popsicle stick and some twist ties might work too.
Phoenyx
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The key to sexual ignition is not between the legs: it's inside your head. The brain is man's biggest sex organ, sending nerve impulses running down the spinal cord to trigger an erection. Keep in mind though that since arousal is an electrical spark traveling the neural motorway it can be dulled by a repetitive commute. So vary your starting procedure, explore side roads, stop at a Granada, let your partner drive, or, when applicable, road-test a new model
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I was once in a chat-room, where a fem Dom was dealing with a particularly virulent attack of the wannabe-male-subbies. She was instructing them to take their cock in hand, and me being my normal contrary self, followed along.
Of course, then my cock probably pecked my hand (as they are wont to do), and ran off. Quite upset at this, I proceed to chase the fowl beast around the room with an axe.
Nothing quite like a chat room full of people with the giggles!
(And now, for today's bit of useless trivia. Did you know that the word "vagina" is actually latin slang based on what the Roman soldiers wore to sheath their swords? So I wonder what the "correct" word for it was...)
Of course, then my cock probably pecked my hand (as they are wont to do), and ran off. Quite upset at this, I proceed to chase the fowl beast around the room with an axe.
Nothing quite like a chat room full of people with the giggles!
(And now, for today's bit of useless trivia. Did you know that the word "vagina" is actually latin slang based on what the Roman soldiers wore to sheath their swords? So I wonder what the "correct" word for it was...)
MystiqDrgn
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It is pleasure and pain, life and death, obsessed and detested and a source of many discussions...
I dunno about you girls, but I remember thinking that the cock was a horrifically odd looking creature the first time I saw one in a book or on tv.
The first time I touched one, I marveled at it's silkiness and the way if felt in my hand as it swelled. And the taste of it...
It's the equivalent of the male ego I think. Delicate but also, virile and often, able to spring back to life after being deflated. You just have to know how to stroke it properly is all.
The first time I touched one, I marveled at it's silkiness and the way if felt in my hand as it swelled. And the taste of it...
It's the equivalent of the male ego I think. Delicate but also, virile and often, able to spring back to life after being deflated. You just have to know how to stroke it properly is all.
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What a neat thread to come home too when I finally have a chance to pour over what's been going on.
Now, to be fair, my original post was in response to the maligned, twisted, descriptions of the cunt that my fellow Topopolis posters were bandying about. I wasn't about to be outdone.
Yes a cock is all that stuff. But I find it can be a delight on a slow afternoon, too.
Now, to be fair, my original post was in response to the maligned, twisted, descriptions of the cunt that my fellow Topopolis posters were bandying about. I wasn't about to be outdone.
Yes a cock is all that stuff. But I find it can be a delight on a slow afternoon, too.
KarenAM
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I heard this once as a joke, but it seemed more appropriate to put it here:
What is the difference between a Cock and a Prick?
Well, a Cock is a marvelous thing; it is nestled down there, invitingly, and when it gets hard it can bring you pleasures you can scarcely imagine.
And a Prick? Well, a Prick is all too often the guy wearing the Cock.
What is the difference between a Cock and a Prick?
Well, a Cock is a marvelous thing; it is nestled down there, invitingly, and when it gets hard it can bring you pleasures you can scarcely imagine.
And a Prick? Well, a Prick is all too often the guy wearing the Cock.
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