What is the first thing you put up your bum?

[EdgySubMic]

Not counting any suppositories back when I was a kid a few centuries ago: my foreskin.

 

[Starlust]

Not counting fingers etc....a 6'' inch dildo, a few years ago. Followed by a 7" dildo a bit later.

 

[bobb64]

my finger.

 

[Cate_Archer]

My partner's fingers.

 

[BigDocMojo]

I can't break doctor/patient confidentiality but I can think of 4 times I've had to deal with stuff inside butts that would make you laugh your ass off.

I will say ... it's probably best to use things designed for their purpose because internal gas and pressure can create suction ... which can pull things where you can't get them out.

 

[CuriousOneHere]

started with my finger and progressed to a screw driver handle. want to get something though.

 

[EmmAgain]

Is still everything all right back there after that monster passed through?

lol!! All good, no issues!

That video was from maybe eight months after my little finger adventure at the zoo. But this guy knew what he was doing: he must have spent an hour oiling and massaging my body, and gradually stretching me out. It’s all about patience and technique.

 

[live4thebj]

My exwife fingers.

 

[Pabiporffor]

Anyone else noticed when men want to experience something up their bottom they always start with something tiny and work up over several days.

Yet they'll expect just "accidently" slip their dicks in us or expect us to be ready for a pounding after two minutes of finger prodding.

 

[bobb64]

Anyone else noticed when men want to experience something up their bottom they always start with something tiny and work up over several days.

Yet they'll expect just "accidently" slip their dicks in us or expect us to be ready for a pounding after two minutes of finger prodding.

sounds about right.

 

[liketojo]

a corona bottle

 

[OtherwisePrint6210]

First thing I ever tried was a blunt carrot. Not a particularly large one and with less girth than the average dick, but I knew if I couldn't handle that I'd no business offering my ass to a guy.

I like your planning ahead! When did you try the carrot?

 

[HornyKatie1979]

My little buttplug!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Oops, misread the question as the LAST thing I put up! First thing was my finger a long time ago!

 

[KyleR215]

The first thing I put into my bum was my finger. I was in the shower and curious so I soaped up my pointer finger and stuck it in. Then went deeper and felt around. I remember getting really hard. I stroked my cock with my other hand and came hard.

After that I remember exploring often with different fingers of mine and enjoying it.

 

[Easypeter]

My brothers cock was the first thing up my ass . I learned to like it

 

[MaximTerhune]

A toothbrush!

 

[adam_miller90]

Aside of fingers it was definitely a small pen. Much later a small anal chain and that's how far I've gotten

 

[madlapper]

Mine was my wifes fingers. At first it was like what are you doing then moments later moaning and cummin

 

[BellaBestia]

Baby oil or?
I’d rather golf to be perfectly honest

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

A finger, then two, then a cabinmate's tongue!

 

[Cardinal]

60's man here thinking of trying some anal play alone and with my wife, but other than fingers I'm not sure what to try. Jumping straight to a life-size dildo seems to much to start with, so was hoping to get some ideas of alternatives.

What did you start with and how do you progress to something bigger?

As a self confessed expressed expert, I recommend starting slow, always make sure you are clean (enema/douche) and start easy and work your way up. You’ll be amazed how much more is possible after just a few weeks and the months! And so much fun.
Good luck, relax, have a great time!

 

[kreemi_pi]

When i was in high school, my friend did babysitting. She said she babysat this kid still in diapers. She left him in his crib for a bit. When she came back, he had the diaper off and was trying to put the poop back up his butt

 

[trevorness]

In my youth, experimenting, i used pens, brush handles, plunger handles, vegetables and whatever was handy. Later a nice sized plug.

 

[liqueur]

60's man here thinking of trying some anal play alone and with my wife, but other than fingers I'm not sure what to try. Jumping straight to a life-size dildo seems to much to start with, so was hoping to get some ideas of alternatives.

What did you start with and how do you progress to something bigger?

I started when I was unmentionable young. Thing is, at that age your body is a lot more flexible and resilient, and lubricious too— or at least mine was— so it was easy. I was first sodomized by a plunger handle in the bathroom, but it wasn't long before I'd graduated to a pitchfork handle the hay loft. I never looked back.