What is the nastiest act you have performed?
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KHAN-E
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I'm game. LUV a good group grope!
RawHumor said:
Okay, okay, I've got it... we'll get me, Matt, MissT, Penny, Khan-E and Jewelz all in one big orgy... Khan-E's dog will have to wait his turn...
Any takers?
I'm guessing Jewelz wouldn't mind that too much... or Penny. Not sure about the others though.
I'm game. LUV a good group grope!
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Nasty act? When I was in the military there was a guy I really hated. He was such a bastard and thought he was G.I. Joe above all else in the company.
One night, he is a heavy sleeper, I climbed on his bunk and took a shit on his face…
One night, he is a heavy sleeper, I climbed on his bunk and took a shit on his face…
Re: Bow WOW!
You remind me of a fun nasty afternoon several years ago. I don't consider my sex life nasty, though some would, this was. My girlfriend and business associate and I were renovating part of a wealthy, elderly couple's home. As was our practice, we were messing around and getting horny while the lady of the house and her bridge group were having lunch. Their little, mop like, male dog was neglected and Sam and I liked dogs. Well, the dog started to show red and Sam, with my encouragement and attention to her pleasure, got the little guy off. As with all male dogs, it stayed really out there, he was focused on it, and a bit dazed. We then shooed him out into the dining room to the shock of the bridge. Listening to the lady of the house try to shoo him out had us almost out of control with laughter, and feeling joyously nasty.
KHAN-E said:
You remind me of a fun nasty afternoon several years ago. I don't consider my sex life nasty, though some would, this was. My girlfriend and business associate and I were renovating part of a wealthy, elderly couple's home. As was our practice, we were messing around and getting horny while the lady of the house and her bridge group were having lunch. Their little, mop like, male dog was neglected and Sam and I liked dogs. Well, the dog started to show red and Sam, with my encouragement and attention to her pleasure, got the little guy off. As with all male dogs, it stayed really out there, he was focused on it, and a bit dazed. We then shooed him out into the dining room to the shock of the bridge. Listening to the lady of the house try to shoo him out had us almost out of control with laughter, and feeling joyously nasty.
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MissTaken
when and where????
and just so ya know, I don't think any of that is nasty...
MissTaken said:
Kissing after cumming? That isn't nasty, it is rather intimate. Having him take am mouthful and kiss me, sharing it....would that be nasty?
anal sex nasty???? Nooooooooooooo, please don't say it is so!
And I am standing up in a wedding this summer, matt. Got any plans?
when and where????
and just so ya know, I don't think any of that is nasty...
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Re: Re: nasty??
Jewelz...*G* well, thank you...I'm gonna have to go read that post now...*thinking naughty thoughts as I go*
Jewelz said:
Well yummy matt, if you read the forbidden fantasy thread, you will now know that having sex with you is on my list ......im wet just thinking about it!......anyway....im thinking, wish i woulda been one of those bridesmaids.....hot damn!!! and i would swallow every ounce of you and kiss you deeply afterwards AND have anal sex with you and NEVER NEVER NEVER complain!!!!!!!
*LIXX*
Jewelz...*G* well, thank you...I'm gonna have to go read that post now...*thinking naughty thoughts as I go*
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Samanthasmom is more than welcome to join in the fun! But we have have to start closing the door or charging admission or else we won't be able to tell the X's from the O's...
Shall we start? I know I have some whip cream around here somewhere...
Shall we start? I know I have some whip cream around here somewhere...
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MissTaken
Hello there,
I'm samanthamom.
I'm fun
I'm sensual
and I love to play
Hello there,
I'm samanthamom.
I'm fun
I'm sensual
and I love to play
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All sounds like great fun to me... not so nasty. Hope you don't mind me joining the party.
Hmmm nasty.... FUN!!!!
Had a girlfriend who kept "threating to suck me, hold my cum in her mouth, then give me a big deep kiss, but she enjoyed cum so much she would always swallow it. So, I finally dropped a load on her chest and bod, licked up a mouthful and then shared it with her in a deep kiss. She was surprised... but just loved it!!!
Oh, and then I helped a friend fulfill her fantasy as part of her birthday gift. She wore a strapon and did me.
Otherwise pretty standard stuff, rimming, anal, sex in public places, a few group things.
Hmmm nasty.... FUN!!!!
Had a girlfriend who kept "threating to suck me, hold my cum in her mouth, then give me a big deep kiss, but she enjoyed cum so much she would always swallow it. So, I finally dropped a load on her chest and bod, licked up a mouthful and then shared it with her in a deep kiss. She was surprised... but just loved it!!!
Oh, and then I helped a friend fulfill her fantasy as part of her birthday gift. She wore a strapon and did me.
Otherwise pretty standard stuff, rimming, anal, sex in public places, a few group things.
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Well, thanks for the compliments MissT
I'd say you're a great addition to the board, but you've been here hella longer than me. So instead I'll just ask...when do we get to share playtime?
MissTaken said:
Well, thanks for the compliments MissT
I'd say you're a great addition to the board, but you've been here hella longer than me. So instead I'll just ask...when do we get to share playtime?
jamor9
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WOW!!! What a nasty, nasty thread!!! I LOVE IT!!!
I can't top having sex with a dog or a lot of the other stuff that's gone on in this thread, but my nastiest moment, thus far, happened just this weekend!!
A lady friend and I decided that we would tape our sexcapades and during a "replentishing" time for me, I took out the toys. After throughly eating her ass and spanking her, I put a small vibrator up her ass, and a big blue knobby in her pussy, and kept her in total ecstasy for about 30 minutes, then I brought out a thing called a magic wand and went at her for about another 30 minutes!
By the time this was over I was "replentished" and I then fucked her ass!
I haven't seen the tape yet (she says she hasn't finished with it yet), but I do have some digital pics that I took. Wish I had the sound though. she was making some noise!!!!
I can't top having sex with a dog or a lot of the other stuff that's gone on in this thread, but my nastiest moment, thus far, happened just this weekend!!
A lady friend and I decided that we would tape our sexcapades and during a "replentishing" time for me, I took out the toys. After throughly eating her ass and spanking her, I put a small vibrator up her ass, and a big blue knobby in her pussy, and kept her in total ecstasy for about 30 minutes, then I brought out a thing called a magic wand and went at her for about another 30 minutes!
By the time this was over I was "replentished" and I then fucked her ass!
I haven't seen the tape yet (she says she hasn't finished with it yet), but I do have some digital pics that I took. Wish I had the sound though. she was making some noise!!!!
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Re: WOW!!! What a nasty, nasty thread!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Here ya go!
Was rereading this and realized that I forgot to post a pic... duhhh!jamor9 said:I can't top having sex with a dog or a lot of the other stuff that's gone on in this thread, but my nastiest moment, thus far, happened just this weekend!!
A lady friend and I decided that we would tape our sexcapades and during a "replentishing" time for me, I took out the toys. After throughly eating her ass and spanking her, I put a small vibrator up her ass, and a big blue knobby in her pussy, and kept her in total ecstasy for about 30 minutes, then I brought out a thing called a magic wand and went at her for about another 30 minutes!
By the time this was over I was "replentished" and I then fucked her ass!
I haven't seen the tape yet (she says she hasn't finished with it yet), but I do have some digital pics that I took. Wish I had the sound though. she was making some noise!!!!
Here ya go!
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Nasty-ish... I s'pose... I dunno!
Hello All. Love all the stories in the thread; not sure if this would be considered 'nasty', but I liked it!
A few years ago, my ex-g/f and I, went on a weekend break to the beach. As soon as we arrived at our Bed & Breakfast, we went straight to our room, and after an hour of travelling in the hot, summer heat we showered and changed into our beach-wear.
Just before we left the B&B, we got all hot and bothered, and ended up having a quick 69. My G/F smeared my cum all over her face, and I left my mouth and chin all slick with her sweet juice and we immediately headed off to the beach with our cum-covered faces. I don't know if anyone noticed as we walked along the prom' and around the pier, because everyone was sweaty and shiny anyway.
We got a moment to ourselves in the hall-of-mirrors, where we kissed and licked each others faces clean.
Ahhhhhh... happy days. Roll on summer!
Hello All. Love all the stories in the thread; not sure if this would be considered 'nasty', but I liked it!
A few years ago, my ex-g/f and I, went on a weekend break to the beach. As soon as we arrived at our Bed & Breakfast, we went straight to our room, and after an hour of travelling in the hot, summer heat we showered and changed into our beach-wear.
Just before we left the B&B, we got all hot and bothered, and ended up having a quick 69. My G/F smeared my cum all over her face, and I left my mouth and chin all slick with her sweet juice and we immediately headed off to the beach with our cum-covered faces. I don't know if anyone noticed as we walked along the prom' and around the pier, because everyone was sweaty and shiny anyway.
We got a moment to ourselves in the hall-of-mirrors, where we kissed and licked each others faces clean.
Ahhhhhh... happy days. Roll on summer!
Two quickies
Here are a couple for you folks:
It took me a while to get into anal sex with my girlfriends but when I finally experienced it, DAMN! I really dug it. One of my ex's particularly enjoyed it and durring one session, as I warned her of my impending orgasm, she spun quickly around taking my cock straight from her ass into her mouth! It really blew my mind AND my load. Very intense. The naughtiness totally got me off.
This next little ditty is a friend's story. One of his ex girlfriend's ex-botfriend stories (if ya can follow that). While engaged in a drunken fuck, he became overwhelmed by his alcohol and vomited on her. Nasty mess. They washed up and he passed out. In his slumber, she proceeded to shit on his chest and promptly left his ass.
Icky! Poo!
Here are a couple for you folks:
It took me a while to get into anal sex with my girlfriends but when I finally experienced it, DAMN! I really dug it. One of my ex's particularly enjoyed it and durring one session, as I warned her of my impending orgasm, she spun quickly around taking my cock straight from her ass into her mouth! It really blew my mind AND my load. Very intense. The naughtiness totally got me off.
This next little ditty is a friend's story. One of his ex girlfriend's ex-botfriend stories (if ya can follow that). While engaged in a drunken fuck, he became overwhelmed by his alcohol and vomited on her. Nasty mess. They washed up and he passed out. In his slumber, she proceeded to shit on his chest and promptly left his ass.
Icky! Poo!
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Re: Two quickies
I would have to say, that is nasty!!
TIMU said:
This next little ditty is a friend's story. One of his ex girlfriend's ex-botfriend stories (if ya can follow that). While engaged in a drunken fuck, he became overwhelmed by his alcohol and vomited on her. Nasty mess. They washed up and he passed out. In his slumber, she proceeded to shit on his chest and promptly left his ass.
Icky! Poo!
I would have to say, that is nasty!!
nAsty time
I answered an add on ALT.com for a lady looking to teach a man some lessons in love.
After a few sessions on the phone I was way to into it to say no when she asked if we could meet.
We did and had some of the hottest sex ever.
Never has a woman told me to do that stuff to her. We used food, oils, fist, hands. I fucked her everywhich way that felt good. Then...the nasty....she wanted me to cum in her ass and then suck it out........
I'm up for everything.....but not that LOL! Way too nasty. lick it sure but to suck it. She was ok with the fact it was too much. But she really loved her ass.....fucked it with a dildo after i camein it and held me while telling em how good her ass felt all full of cum.
It was soo hot....wish i could have gone thorugh with it but it was too nasty.
I answered an add on ALT.com for a lady looking to teach a man some lessons in love.
After a few sessions on the phone I was way to into it to say no when she asked if we could meet.
We did and had some of the hottest sex ever.
Never has a woman told me to do that stuff to her. We used food, oils, fist, hands. I fucked her everywhich way that felt good. Then...the nasty....she wanted me to cum in her ass and then suck it out........
I'm up for everything.....but not that LOL! Way too nasty. lick it sure but to suck it. She was ok with the fact it was too much. But she really loved her ass.....fucked it with a dildo after i camein it and held me while telling em how good her ass felt all full of cum.
It was soo hot....wish i could have gone thorugh with it but it was too nasty.